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Awkward Sex Contest

Postby Laughing » Wed May 28, 2008 11:41 pm

Announcing the "Most Awkward Thing To Say During Sex Contest." *cheers*

Valid entries will be no more than a sentence long, should be in quotes (i.e. it's something you would say outloud) and not contain any special situation to work in.

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So like, it'd be really funny if you were like banging some chick and you called her a boy's name.


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"Happy Birthday Grandma!"
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Postby BeachBoner » Thu May 29, 2008 2:10 am

She'd say 'what are you doing..trying to get your balls in?"

"No, I'm trying to get them OUT!"
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Postby soulstealer82 » Fri May 30, 2008 1:03 am

"ohhh mom"
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Postby Doma » Fri May 30, 2008 6:04 am

"When is this supposed to feel good" lol
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Postby Qball » Fri May 30, 2008 5:04 pm

"Did you come yet?"
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Postby happystroker » Fri May 30, 2008 6:35 pm

"Are those YOUR panties on the floor?"
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Postby fredbird » Sat May 31, 2008 8:02 am

hurry dad mom in pulling in the drive way
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Postby cummigy » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:31 am

Her saying:

"Is it in yet?"
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