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Re: Clean up!

Postby dickguy » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:15 pm

Bobby,
Why in the world don't you catch it in your hand and enjoy the taste. I assume you expect your woman to gladly swallow your load, don't you?

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Re: Clean up!

Postby Filip » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:40 pm

I don't like the taste of my own cum. It burns my throat. I don't think my wife likes it either.
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Re: Clean up!

Postby dickguy » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:08 am

Well, I can't say I agree with that. I don't mind the taste at all, even though it is a little salty. I've had a few girlfriends in the old days that didn't mind it and both my 1st and 2nd wives liked it, and now my sister in law can't seem to get enough of it.
I've been told that there are some things that really affect the taste and smoking in the biggest culprit. It seems that several types of fruit juices can make it taste a lot better, but I can't attest to that.
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Re: Clean up!

Postby gpmgsf » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:22 pm

dickguy wrote:I've been told that there are some things that really affect the taste and smoking in the biggest culprit. It seems that several types of fruit juices can make it taste a lot better, but I can't attest to that.


I have a GF who swears that pineapple juice affects the taste. Needless to say, when we have arranged to meet up, I drink quite a bit of this in the few days leading up to our meeting. :twisted:
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Re: Clean up!

Postby dickguy » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:38 pm

Yes, we have often heard about the effect of pineapple juice, but no one ever says how much you would have to drink and how far in advance. My wife used to say she could not tell any difference in the taste, with or without the juice, and since she passed away and I'm now seeing her widowed sister, she can't taste any difference either. She said, "don't bother with it, I love the taste just as it is". When I'm not with Sis, (I only see her about 3 times a year), I lick up all my own cum, and I can't taste the difference either.
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Re: Clean up!

Postby Jack Makokov » Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:38 am

Let it fly.... and then clean up with a wet towel.
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Re: Clean up!

Postby dickguy » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:46 pm

After I "let it fly", I always catch it in my hand and quickly lick it all up. No tissues, towels, socks, cum rags or underwear needed for my loads.
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Re: Clean up!

Postby dad_from_usa » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:42 pm

I either shoot on my chest and clean up with paper towel, directly in the paper towel, or in a miscellaneous item (i.e., panties). I usually don't eat my cum after the fact, but have occasionally propped myself up so I could shoot directly in my mouth.
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Re: Clean up!

Postby Rothgar » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:00 am

I usually spread some newspaper and shoot on that.
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Re: Clean up!

Postby fun4yall2 » Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:35 am

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Re: Clean up!

Postby thesolitudeone » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:42 pm

I almost always use a catch towel. Since most of the time I masturbate while viewing the computer monitor and sitting in a chair, I will drape the towel under my butt and between my legs and stuff the other end in a file cabinet drawer next to the table the monitor is on. Then I will begin to stroke. Rather than just letting it fly all over, I will direct my spurts into the towel often seeing how far back I can be and still hit the 'curtain' that my catch towel makes. I also love to see how full the stream is on the later spurts. The intensity of the later spurts is such a turn on for me. I think that is the reason I became a chronic masturbater (it's jut so much fun). :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: When I have gone soft and cooled down, I use the towel to wipe my hands and penis.

I have never tasted my cum. I think one day I will get up the nerve to try it. I have gotten as far as tasting my pre-cum and did not like it. One fantasy that I often think about would be for a female to give me a blowjob and allow me to cum in her mouth. She would fake swallowing my cum and then give me a french kiss where she would deposit my cum in my mouth. Oh boy, I am enjoying just thinking about it. :mrgreen:
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Re: Clean up!

Postby handyman43201 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:24 pm

thesolitudeone wrote:II have never tasted my cum. I think one day I will get up the nerve to try it. I have gotten as far as tasting my pre-cum and did not like it. One fantasy that I often think about would be for a female to give me a blowjob and allow me to cum in her mouth. She would fake swallowing my cum and then give me a french kiss where she would deposit my cum in my mouth. Oh boy, I am enjoying just thinking about it. :mrgreen:


I first tasted my own come when I was in college and a girl had me eat her out after I came in her.
She was also the first girl that I swapped come with after a blow job.
My wife and I (I'm a widow now) swapped come very often after she gave me a blow job and I would very often lick it off her when I would come on her tits.
As for clean-up, when I masturbate, I generally come into a juice glass and...you guessed it...drink it down.
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Re: Clean up!

Postby Filip » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:19 pm

I said that that I just cum in my underwear, but really most of it ends up in my hand, because it's no fun to stop jacking off and then pull up my underwear before I shoot my load, I want to keep jacking it until the end. So i'm left with a hand full of cum while i'm trying to use just my clean hand to log out of my porn account and pull up my pants.

This morning I'm gonna do something different. I'm thinking ahead, i grabbed a pair of my wife's undies from the hamper as soon as she left for work, and i'm going to use my wife's dirty panties to catch my cum. After all these years of marriage i don't know why I didn't think of this before.
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Re: Clean up!

Postby bigjim7 » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:03 am

somebody said earlier that they just let it fly. i would agree with that. when youre enjoyin a spontaneous wank it kills the moment to go and get prepared.
best to just enjoy, for as long as possible and then shoot on your tummy and chest. and i hope our lady jillers can let it flow too
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Re: Clean up!

Postby clayborg » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:11 am

at home, wank into a pair of wife's panties from laundry hamper (no i dont sniff them, i like the silk feel against my organ)
or on a towel, sock. or wipe off chest with paper towel.

At work, he he, disposable shop rags, wipe off either my chest, desk or floor (if i am kneeling)

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