my dad died when i was 10, my mother doesn't know
only "sex talk" i got was with my brother-in-law, right around when i hit puberty and started having wet dreams
being religious, the extent of the talk was: "if your sheets have yolky stuff on them, its normal, if not go to a doctor
"
then a few weeks later, i was hard after talking a shower. . .putting on some body lotion felt REAL good. . .
so far though, never been "caught", but i imagine i'd be screwed if anyone found out, everyone is VERY religious in my house. . .i must admit, i'm very jealous of everyone who had open parents/family/friends!