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does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby palmer6000 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:38 pm

i was wondering if eneyone else has had wet dreams? i have describe there first one well just let me know.
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby bos.guy » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:40 pm

not since i was like 13 or 14...but i HATED them then, so now i'm glad to jerk off during the day and actually enjoy the orgasm, as opposed to waking up with wet soggy undies :)
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby Filip » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:23 pm

I've never had a wet dream, probably because I've been jacking off almost daily since I was 12. The first time I jacked off I didn't ejaculate. Then I think my balls said, "Ok, I guess it's time to start making cum." Ever since then I've kept them pretty well drained. I'd like to know what a wet dream is like, but I don't know if I could go that long without jacking off. Anyone here jack off but also have wet dreams? How long do you have to go without masturbating?
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby Much2Fun » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:53 am

I never had one in my life. What a mess it would be. I jack off so much I don't think it will ever be a problem for me.
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby Bellend » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:03 am

I have them somewhat regular. No idea why. Its messy but its fun.
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby iamrobhayes » Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:21 pm

I've never had one in my life. I think this is because I was masterbating for about a year before I could actually ejaculate.
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby Evad » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:29 am

There seems to be a little confusion on the topic...

Here is how it works;

Our testicles are constantly producing semen and hormones and all that, if we masturbate regularly (every 2-3 days or so) then you won't have wet dreams because you're releasing the semen and settling the damn hormones down. However if you're not masturbating that regularly then you're testicles will fill up essentially, while they are filling they are mass making hormones, going absolutely nuts. Now when you go to sleep with you're hormones going ballistic you're mind only really goes to one thing, sex.

The rest is simple biology, you get aroused in your sleep via a dream, then your testicles say "screw this full thing..." and you start ejaculating in your sleep. It's actually pretty funny because there have been a few random people who actually masturbate in their sleep, like actually stroking and such...

Me personally though, I masturbate everyday at least once but more often then not 3-4 times a day, have done so since I was about 13 and thus I've never had a wet dream.
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby momo » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:00 pm

I just had a "wet dream" (or the female equivalent) early this morning after not having had one in years. I dreamed of two people having sex, then I hazily woke up to a gentle orgasm. It wasn't very powerful or anything, but it's cool to know it came (pun intended) from mental stimulation only with no touching involved. And now I've been horny all day but since I'm sick I can't get relief. :(
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby smexylucy » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:29 pm

ive never had a full on orgasm while im asleep but i have frequently woken up with wet sheets and stiff nipples after having a vivid dream.
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby danny12 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:31 pm

I've had two wet dreams, i just thought i had wet myself and it was sticky cos i didnt know anything bout masturbation and the like back then, felt like a rite twat, a guy of my age (was lik 12 or sumthing i think) pissin himself :?


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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby dickguy » Sun Mar 29, 2009 11:11 pm

I don't recall having a wet dream, since I was a teenager, just like most of the previous replies. When I realized what caused the mess in my sleep, I began wanking often enough to resolve the problem, and have a lot of fun at the same time. After I got married, there was no need to wank very often, as I was getting the balls drained on a aregular basis. Between the 1st and 2nd marriage, I resorted to pumping my self dry again for about 2 years. During the 2nd marriage of 40+ years. my wife and I discovered mutual masturbation of ourselves and of each other was a wonderful addition to our regular intercourse. Before my wife passed away in 2006, she brought her widowed sister into our sex life and actually initiated my screwing her sister, in some 3-ways we had. For the past few years now, Sis and I are still at it, even though she lives 1700 miles from me.
As I said, no wet dreams for me for many, many years.
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby EducatedHorse » Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:07 am

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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby Bellend » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:44 pm

Jacking off doesnt stop wet dreams. nor does 'not having full balls'. I can remember many occasions where ive jacked off/fucked, and followed up a few hours later with a wet dream.

I get them 'a lot' and have done since puberty. Sure, if i dont blow a load for a week i can all but guarantee ill have one, but i can wank/fuck every day for a week, and still get them.

Funny thing is, i nearly always wake up just as im starting to bust and the dreams im having at the time arent what id call sexy.
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby AppleMan » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:14 am

I have wet dreams if I have not ejaculated in say 3-4 days then I will usually wake up with wet boxers.... Usually I will try to make sure that does not happen by some form of sex
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Re: does eneyone have wet dreams?

Postby luvatug » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:55 am

Hell yea i have. SOmetimes i can recall the dream that brought me to it. Its just a pain waking at 2 in the morning with wet undies and a wet patch in the bed lol
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