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Do some females here have 2 or 3 legs? :)

All are real females...
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Small percentage are real females...
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None are real females....
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Postby ilikeitalot » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:44 am

i hope you all know that i'm all woman!
i've sure shown off all my woman-ness in beta chat a few times!

cgd, unfortunately I've only seen the upper half of your woman-ness in the chat room. I'm eagerly anticipating my inspection of the lower half of your woman-ness. At that time, I'll be able to render my final decision on whether or not you're ALL woman ;).
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Postby Tazz41 » Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:58 pm

Man I hope they are and im taking their word for it,cause if I didnt my hot horny time thinking about flippiehippie and lolita is shot to hell. :shock:
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Postby girly » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:58 pm

I am a real woman...born that way, have the kids to prove it! I love masturbating...but I don't do pics or cam...but I can write a good dirty post...
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Postby LoveThyself! » Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:45 pm

I hope they are, but in reality, who cares? As long as the chat is arousing and you end up with a satisfying orgasm, I don't think it really matters. Not that I mind playing with men online... but I prefer to know that going into it. It's that whole fellatio/cunnilingus thing, you know? Either way... it hones my one-handed typing skills!
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Postby PetiteGrl » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:32 pm

Well. I'm a real woman! I think anyone that's been to the chat knows it too!
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Postby pristine » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:07 pm

just chiming in. How are all y'all doing?
Fess up. Did anyone ever doubt me? I think people with porn-star avatars (no offense, flippie) are suspicious, but then again, I never questioned anyone's identity before.
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Postby Zipgun » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:29 am

LoveThyself! wrote:I hope they are, but in reality, who cares? As long as the chat is arousing and you end up with a satisfying orgasm, I don't think it really matters. Not that I mind playing with men online... but I prefer to know that going into it. It's that whole fellatio/cunnilingus thing, you know? Either way... it hones my one-handed typing skills!


I agree its all for fun etc.. Who really cares who or whats on the other end, if you enjoyed yourself, nuff said...

Besides its the internet, where everything has to be taken with a grain of salt anyway.
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Re: i am woman, hear me roar...

Postby ilikeitalot » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:40 am

just chiming in. How are all y'all doing?
Fess up. Did anyone ever doubt me? I think people with porn-star avatars (no offense, flippie) are suspicious, but then again, I never questioned anyone's identity before.

I have no doubt with you prissy. Your are pure female goodness.
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Postby HorniGui » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:08 pm

I have to say that in my experience most of the women are the real deal.

A few weeks ago there were four women in that at the same time :shock:

Zara, cdq, leeloi and petitgrl are all gorgeous and deserve a medal :D

I never really can understand why a guy would pretend to be a girl, its weird. When I go camming I have always seen the proof.. maybe i'm just lucky so far
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Postby ilikeitalot » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:09 pm

Agreed horni. Zara, cgd, leeloo and petitegrl are wonderful. We are lucky... or blessed... or both. Also, I greatly enjoy chatting with kuetgal and hornylittlegirl. They are a boatload of fun.
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Postby Zipgun » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:15 am

While on the subject of alter egos. What about this? A female who posts or chats as a male? Spooky huh? :wink:

IMO ya really never know who is on the other end unless your sitting there right next to them, Ive seen and heard of so many cool stories of people who fake it :)

Im sure you all seen this one. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/28487/cyber_sex_2005/ :)
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Postby ilikeitalot » Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:07 am

I've heard secondhand that some women visit the chat room as guys... supposedly so they won't be harrassed. I could understand that.
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Postby Zipgun » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:28 pm

ilikeitalot wrote:I've heard secondhand that some women visit the chat room as guys... supposedly so they won't be harrassed. I could understand that.


I have heard of this also and completely understand why they would do it, If it were in a general ie: nonsexual type chatroom.

But for adult or cybersex type chat? Example: a female plays being a guy, thats looking for guys? And in order to do that she would probably only get replys from bi/gay guys, who think they are chatting with the same. Or if she was looking for girls.. well u get the drift.

Like the male who fakes, a female doing the same is just as strange. I guess some people just get off on different things, like mabey gender switching or perhaps they just like having fun playing people, who knows? I sure dont :)
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Postby GherkinJerker » Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:08 pm

I assure you all I'm a woman, but I don't care what you think because I know the real me and I don't have to prove myself to anybody. I feel kinda bad though, somebody doubted me because of my signature. For anyone who cares, those are some of the lyrics to "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" by Panic! At The Disco. It also fits in with me because I am bi and know how to please a woman better than any man, cept maybe bob...and ilikeitalot.
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Postby cherrikandi » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:15 pm

I am a female, and some of you know this. ;)
'Nuff said. :P
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