Just a thought - substitution for dick?

[Lipstick]

Am at home feeling horny and rubbing my special places, while my neighbor is outside using every power utensil available......bush hog, wood chipper, cultivator...etc. I can't help but wonder if these aren't just substitutes for stroking. I probably should feel sorry for him...perhaps he is unable to enjoy the finer things of masturbation....Perhaps that is the problem in the world today.....we just need to take a hold of ourselves and put all of that energy into pleasuring our varous parts of our bodies.....Then we would not have to go to other measures to prove our manhood or womanhood....Just a thought....I sure do enjoy sitting here with cock in hand, if you know what I mean.