by Leatherargento » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:34 am
Once, my brother and sister and I got really pissed off. We were kids -- sister 11, me 13, brother 15 -- and moving across the country for my dad's work, staying at any relatively-sanitary place that would let our awesome family dog stay on premises. Since my brother and I were of the age at which it becomes illegal in most states for kids and parents to share hotel rooms, The Kids got our own room -- usually on another floor b/c of booking issues.
So this horrible couple that, looking back on their general everything, were either boss and employee or legitimately employed and by-the-hour non-legitimate employee (though if she was his secretary, they probably only got work done when she was out sick -- dressed like nobody's version of anything but trouble), were fucking with the door open and when I just stood there, never having seen anyone "doing it" before "in real life," my mouth hanging open like a caught bass fish, Bitch Woman decided to shoot me what I might in another century call the Evil Eye.
So (and looking back this was probably waaaaaaaaaay sicker than we realized). We decided to pretend that we were having a threesome. Just your average, ordinary, menage a trois of siblings, fucking and sucking their way through another pointless and boring family road trip.
You should have HEARD them stop. We were amazing. In reality, we were just jumping on the beds and doing little tae kwon do chops and kicks against the walls like my brother, the brown belt, taught us, and saying things I'm sure my brother had seen in some porno and told us to say. But the whore was totally disgusted and left right as we were "climaxing" together. We laughed and jumped till 3 am, and slept it off in the car all the next day. That was fun. Goddamn. Times!!!