Masturbating with fruit

[cme600]

I've done it with extremely ripe bananas. The juice and mush makes for a nice lube. But even the biggest bananas are still too small to penetrate. Cucumbers however are great. It never ceases to amaze me how good they can feel, especially in the middle of summer. And they never seem to go dry.

[bastard3]

years ago i fucked a grapefruit - needless to say it split in two, but i held it together and fucked away. the juice was a nice lube. then i ate it afterwards

[bos.guy]

i've tried the same and it was different, but it did feel good

when i was younger, i used a banana skin to simulate a fake vagina

the problem is trying to get the banana out, without breaking the "vaginal canal" shape of the skin

i think i ended up splitting the skin, and thus used tape to recreate the tubular shape, since the banana was too narrow to accommodate my dick, so it ended up not being very tight...and thus not stimulating like a fleshlight (though I'm guessing here, since I've never used one of those).

in the end, it was pretty disappointing, and i only attempted this once, since the notion that the slimy banana interior would simulate a wet vagina wasn't so spectacular.

i've read elsewhere where guys have attempted to do this with plantains, since they're bigger/wider, and therefore can fit a dick nicely...but again, i've lost motivation to experiment further...

[cfag]

How the fuck do you scoop out a cucumber or a banana? I'm not exactly up with kitchen implements, but I'm certain the wife has nothing likely I could use.

With the latter you have to break the end to get at the flesh, then what, a long thin spoon or something?

I am interested as I may try them. Have done the melon thing and that was OK.

[bos.guy]

Well, like you, I was at a loss for how to scoop these out...so what I did with the banana was to peel it, extract the fruit, and masturbate with the banana peel, using it like a moist, jerk-off sleeve around my dick.

You don't get the sensation of actually "fucking" the banana, but it's an interesting sensation...though I've done this maybe twice in my life, so it's not a common thing.

How the fuck do you scoop out a cucumber or a banana? I'm not exactly up with kitchen implements, but I'm certain the wife has nothing likely I could use.

With the latter you have to break the end to get at the flesh, then what, a long thin spoon or something?

I am interested as I may try them. Have done the melon thing and that was OK.