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Masturbation Life Summary

Postby Much2Fun » Mon May 18, 2009 4:20 am

How old were you when you first realized you were doing something kinda dirty to yourself.... LOL... Not pig wrestling ...though thats fun too.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby Tazz41 » Mon May 18, 2009 2:34 pm

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off?
12

How old are you now
45

Have you ever been caught?
Yes wife

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off?
8

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math)
Aprox 6400times thats based on 4 times a week,its probably way higher than that.


Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex?
No,its a substitute for sex during the dry spells.But i do enjoy it.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby dickguy » Thu May 21, 2009 3:13 pm

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? at about 13 or 14


How old are you now? 71

Have you ever been caught? Not "caught" as such, but wife has walked in and found me wanking, much tio her delight.

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? I think I managed 5 times once, many years ago.

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) C'mon, I'm nearly 72. How could I ever count them?

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? No, I'd rather cum in her mouth or pussy, but being a widower now, most of my cums are self induced.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby bigclitmomma » Wed May 27, 2009 6:47 pm

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? 7 years old

How old are you now? 45

Have you ever been caught? only once when I was touching my clit and my mom caught me

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? 8 times

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) pahleeze...I have been masturbating for 38 years...my calculator doesn't go that high!!! :lol:

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? pretty much, although with the right guy there is nothing wrong with all the sex that goes with it...masturbation is my only outlet now so...
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby Avid_Masturbator » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:29 am

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off?
8
How old are you now?
52
Have you ever been caught?
No, but want to be, :D
How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off?
honestly, 15 is my tops and all were with cum, no dry cums
In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math)
well let's see: 365 days/yr, @ 3-4x a day = 1460/yr x 44 yrs. since the age of 8 so if my math is correct i have jerked off 64,240 times and i keep on tickin and lickin. hehe old timex joke. If someone can correct my math i would appreciate it.
Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex?

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS, MUTUAL IS MY FAVORITE[b]!!!!!!111[/b]
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby momo » Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:11 am

How old were you when you first realized you were masturbating? 25. :oops:

How old are you now? 26.

Have you ever been caught? No...

How many times in a day is the most you have masturbated? One day I masturbated for 6 hours, not sure how many orgasms I had.

In your life, how many times have you masturbated? (Please Actually do the math) Around 250 times... I'm playing catch up now. ;)

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? Depends on what kind of sex and with whom.
26, female, loves to vibe...
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby BigBob » Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:19 am

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? 16

How old are you now? 44

Have you ever been caught? Yes, when I shared an apartment with my brother, never by a girl dang it!!!

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? I think 6 or 7

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) Oh sheesh, that's a LOT of math... Ok ok , just a rought guess it would be about 5,600

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? No, I LOVE sex, especially oral sex, just don't get enough of it!!!
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby Much2Fun » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:05 am

When it comes to the masturbate v.s. sex, I think it all depends on the sex partner. My ex was a miserable woman who hated sex. I was always having to handle myself. She absolutely didn't care about sex or my urge to cum in any way. We often went 10 months without sex and when it did happen, she would bitch and complain the whole way through.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby 69loverx » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:59 pm

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? 13

How old are you now?
51
Have you ever been caught?
kind of, a woman I was dating had a key and came (no pun intended) in one morning as I was sitting at the kitchen table, jerking it to online porn. We were on the verge of breakup and it was more embarassing the exciting.
How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off?
8 I think,was a while ago.
In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math)
I am going to guess (with the calculator's help) 20,805. That is figuing one and a half (not half coming, just the average) times per day for 38 years. I think it would be pretty close.
Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex?
I love oral sex, eating her while she is watching me jerk or using her hands/lips/tongue to make it more intense is overwhelming, I usually always tongue her asshole since it also is so appealing. Also, it depends on who she is. A new relationship is going to be more exciting.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby luvatug » Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:53 am

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? About 12

How old are you now? 36

Have you ever been caught? lol yes, a couple of times

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? 5

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) Hmmm, about 5000

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? I love both.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby luvatug » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:30 am

momo wrote:How old were you when you first realized you were masturbating? 25. :oops:

How old are you now? 26.

Have you ever been caught? No...

How many times in a day is the most you have masturbated? One day I masturbated for 6 hours, not sure how many orgasms I had.

In your life, how many times have you masturbated? (Please Actually do the math) Around 250 times... I'm playing catch up now. ;)

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? Depends on what kind of sex and with whom.

HI MOMO, Your a late starter. Welcome to the club :)
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby jaypierpont » Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:30 am

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off? 11
How old are you now? 71

Have you ever been caught? Yes

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off? Ten

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math) 59,250

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? I love them both.
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby produde22 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:56 am

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off?

i was 14, very young.

How old are you now?

18

Have you ever been caught?

yes.

How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off?

3.

In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math)

nah

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex?

sex
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby jackinjon » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:24 pm

How old were you when you first realized you were jacking off?
10
How old are you now?
60
Have you ever been caught?
YES, by my wife, we fucked then :lol:
How many times in a day is the most you have jacked off?
6 tmes with cum, more just stroking for fun
In your life, how many times have you jacked off? (Please Actually do the math)
319375 times, that's a lot of CUM
Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex?
I love to masturbate
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Re: Masturbation Life Summary

Postby momo » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:24 pm

luvatug wrote:
momo wrote:How old were you when you first realized you were masturbating? 25. :oops:

How old are you now? 26.

Have you ever been caught? No...

How many times in a day is the most you have masturbated? One day I masturbated for 6 hours, not sure how many orgasms I had.

In your life, how many times have you masturbated? (Please Actually do the math) Around 250 times... I'm playing catch up now. ;)

Do you love to masturbate more than you love sex? Depends on what kind of sex and with whom.

HI MOMO, Your a late starter. Welcome to the club :)


LOL thanks, I know, I'm catching up now! :oops:
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