by tylersdick » Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:01 am
So I got the guts to pull this off yesterday morning. My fuck buddy works the early shift at a coffee place on campus, and I was sleeping over so I stayed after she had left. It was about 8 am, and one of her roommates (the fat asian one) was in the kitchen getting ready for her day too. I decided to play it stupid, and just walk out there to grab a drink of water naked.
I slipped out of bed, and just slipped out the door and into the hall. I was completely naked, my dick was semi hard from the anticipation but still limp and swinging. My cock is about 7-8 inches soft (about 9 inches hard, see avatar) so it's pretty impressive limp. As I turned into the kitchen, there she was standing at the counter making some coffee.
"oh sorry, haha didn't realize anyone was home" I said as I stood there. Her eyes were glued to my dick, I purposefully faked a surprised tone in my voice but made no effort to cover up little tyler. She was still looking at my dick, but quickly diverted her eyes up to mine. "oh no problem, haha we walk around naked sometimes too".
Instead of making my way back, I said "yeah just gonna grab some water" and I walked right past her into the kitchen, grabbed a glass and started filling up a glass. As I was turning back to walk to the room the girl said "damn you ARE big!". I turned and chuckled, and said that my fuck buddy had told them all about my size already but she was surprised how big I really was.
I said, you should see it hard. Winked, and walked back to the room. Jacked myself off and came pretty hard. This chick's not my type, but anytime I get to show off, It gets me off.
Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick.