by LAmahogany » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:10 am
Too me, sex is like steak. Is it great? Fuck yeah it is, but would you eat it every night? Unless you got it like that, and you don't give a shit about your cholesterol level, no. You save it for special occasions, that big promotion, your birthday, swanky dinner with a client. Similarly, as much as I love fucking, I don't always love the preparation (you don't have to be freshly showered and worry about offending one just to jack off), or the athletic activity required to do it. I can stroke for an hour and my forehead stays dry. Fuck for 10, 15 minutes and I look like I just got out of the shower I'm so sweaty. You have to concentrate on a lot of things, not hurting her, not hurting yourself, not cumming too fast, not losing your wood from avoiding having an orgasm too quickly. Or special requests.
Maybe some guys like it when a chick asks him to talk dirty to her but, personally, I can't talk and fuck at the same time. Every now and then, I'll feel driven to say something like, "fuck that pussy's tight" or "fuck yeah I'm gonna gum." But I'm not going to recite poetry about her sweet body while I'm trying to think, "do I wanna just finish up or can I get in a little doggy style before I get a fuckin' charlie horse?"
Make no mistake, there is nothing in this world that feels better than pussy, but there's a human being on the other end of that pair of lips you're impaling and it's got all sorts of issues you need to deal with in order to come out of that situation satisfied or, at the very least, not disappointed. When I masturbate? I only have one thing on my mind, what do I want to look at right before I let my dick shoot some hot jizz.
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ma·hog·a·ny (mə-ˈhä-gə-nē), noun: the rather hard and heavy wood of any African tree.