Rather than drift through random stories, here it is.
What age was your first time you Jacked off?
When you came, did you know what had happened?
How often did you do it when you realized you could make yourself feel good?
Left Right handed or a Master of both? Toys?
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Do you work a session in at work?
Ever been caught? Did they care? Watch? Get pissed? (I had a cousin who, begged me to do it for her. I did, came all over and she was grossed out. Now, 30 years later she brags of how she swallows.)
What age were you when you told someone you were jerking it? Did you care about anyone knowing? (I had a neighbor who would do it constantly in front of us)
How many people have you done it in front of? Did they reciprocate and give you a show? (I had a neighbor once who was over. I did it as a dare and they did it then because we had ranging hard-ons and needed to)
So in my home town down south, we have had turtle races. Did you ever have a Cum Shooting Contest? First Cum Race? Distance? How many contestants? (I was at our neighbors and there was three of them doing it leaving their load on a table. I never joined however they did it in front of me 20+ times a week. I didn't care.
When was the last time you masturbated, how long did it take you to come, and did anyone watch you?
Whats your current fetish?