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Postby mman8402005 » Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:36 pm

I got caught several times by my mom as a kid in my bedroom. I masturbated prone on my bed and it made too much noise I guess. Now I get caught by my wife all the time, at least a couple of times a week.
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Postby NightShadow » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:27 am

I was 13 and my sister burst intothe room to ask me what the hell I was doing. I yelled at her about privacy and she just walked away grimmicing. she always was a bonehead!
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Postby Robbietussin » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:42 am

I almost got caught by my roommate once. I had just finished cumming when I heard him put the key into the door. I still had cum all over me and I pulled up my pants real quickly. I had a sticky mess in my underwear until I had a chance to change when he finally left the room
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Postby TeenyWeenie » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:44 am

I've never been caught, but I've had a few close calls where I just barely managed to get my pants up in time before someone walked into the room
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Postby lovetostrokeit » Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:38 pm

I was in the shower .I was stroking when my wife walked in I was very embarrased .She made me keep stroking and watched me as I came.It was great shot my load farther than ever before.
now she watches me all the time
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Caught

Postby Lantice » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:38 am

I was in the bathroom one day jacking off to a mag. When I do it in the bathroom I tend to stand over the sink, it causes my balls to smack against the counter and kinda makes a little bit too much noise. One time I forgot to lock the bathroom door, we didn't have the fan built in at the time so there was no way of knowing someone was in the bathroom unless they tried the knob (of the door :oops: ) Well, I was too focused on my cock that I didn't hear someone beginning to open the door, my grandmother got the door part way open before I shouted that I was in there, she had heard the noise and quickly shut the door. She didn't see, but I'm sure she heard me. I ended up running up to my room to finish off in front of my computer. It was quite embarrassing!
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Postby ilovetodoit » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:59 am

I always was quick enough to hide the mess. A couple of times I was very near to be caught. I think my wife knows about my habits, sure she know about me using her hand by night, she once told me it's a turn-on for her :)
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Postby inthemorning » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:38 am

I got caught having sex but not caught jerking it. i was with my girlfriend in college home at my parents house for the weekend. My mom walked in...my girlfriend didnt even notice. Too funny!!
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Postby Riddick » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:41 am

I remember when I was like 12/13 maybe. I was going at it in bed while my mom was downstairs watching tv. Well when she started heading up the stairs to bed she decided to stop and check in on me I guess. I'd stopped and pulled the covers over me, as I always did just in case she peaks in. Well she peaked in and I guess decided my covers weren't covering me. So she went to pull my covers up, thinking I'm asleep. So she fluffs the sheets up as she's pulling them up and gets an eye full of my pants down and my hand on my wet dick. She didn't say anything and I continued to play sleep but the nexy day I got "the talk". She even asked if I masturbated....I lied of course.
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Postby skeeterzz » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:59 am

I was in the service. One time after work, I needed some release desperately. I got one of the many porn magizines in the room, went into the bathroom, turned the shower on (for a little cover noise) and started stroking myself while sitting on toilet. I had some great lotion that I was using for lube all over my dick. I was having a great stroke session. Out of nowhere the door opens, and my roomate is standing there looking right down at my rock hard, white lotion covered dick. It was a real awkward 3 or 4 seconds. never tok my hand off, he never took his eyes off. He shut the door, and 5 seconds later I shot a huge load. Was never really talked about after that.
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Been caught lots of times

Postby dicklion » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:01 pm

By realtives- Mom 5-6 times, yelled to lock door, by sisters 2 watched and one walked away, cousins 3 times :lol:


Bosses- was one a biz trip and went to bar and got hardon from waitress and went to john and beat it He ( boss cme in and saw and laughed and said he was thinking of doing it.. :wink:

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Postby SavoryIce » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:47 am

I was never caught suprisingly, but I did catch some of my older boyfriends doing it blatantly and in spots where they almost wanted to be caught.
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