Where's the strangest place you've ever had sex and/or j/o?

[meet my meat]

mmm where to begin

JO-
- worked at a gas station few years ago on the late shift. was flickin through some porn at the counter so just got my cock out and jacked for ages, ended up blowing my load all over the mag and put it back in the rack.
- at a nude beach, heaps of people watchin (turned into a small bang party)
- buds sisters bedroom, blew my load on her carpet
- and of course in the gym shower at school with all the guys

SEX-
- with a bud on his sisters bed with her tied to the chair
- with an ex gf on the roof of her place
- in the frezzer room at a supermarket

[sewgilim_w]

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[scubaguy5]

I used to be in a law practice with a female friend, and we fooled around quite a few times, but never actually had intercourse. I had a key to her apartment to get her mail when she was out of town, and a couple of times I jacked off into her panties. I also used to jack off in her office after she left for the day, and loved to shoot my cum on her desk. Don't worry, I cleaned it up. That was pretty cool. but Karan was not good in bed. She gave the worst blow jobs ever.

[darkside]

I will try to remember all the strange places. Most of these were more then once:
-School bus- almost empty-girl sitting 2 seats in front of me
-Friends house- House sitting- jerked off in every room with both of sisters underwear
-front yard at night- close to a road
-front yard day-
-2 different hiways- side of major hiway, night light traffic. Yellow line on secondary road.
-roof top of large downtown office building- early morning. Best location yet!!
-large open field- walked naked for around there for hours layed down and beat it
-golden showered myself, let it dry while I walked around naked
-walked around naked, dildo(12inch) up my ass
-woods-walked around naked for couple hours. left clothes behind on a tree
-several size dildos up my ass
-driving- on major hiway- hard to do
-highschool- in my classrooms before school started
-girls bathroom before school started
-centre of the gym,before and after school
-behind curtins on center stage, before school. Girlfrind have me a handjob here too
Apartment sitting-the girl sexually teased me a lot! She knew what I was going to do when they left
-on balcony, day and night
-using her underwear (clean and used) and leaving my load in them.
-made a video in all these locations
Girlfrinds friends house-didn't want to go out that night so I stayed behind.
-used her underwear

Office's- downtown highrise before people showed up for work.
-at hot girls desk
-at windows
-brought the wife to work a couple times day and night. Lond stories short. Day: did it infront of windows on a floor that was completely empty (no tenents) (kinda spooky). We walked around totaly naked on that floor for and hour then did it in every room. Night: found a window that over looked a hotel and did it on a desk.

That's all that cum's to mind right now.

[schnauzerboy]

When I was 18 I was in a monorail car at DisneyWorld on the long beam from Epcot to Magic Kingdom. I was in a car alone, as it was very early in the morning. I laid flat on the floor, pumped a load into my hand and swallowed all of it before the train came to the station.

[danwanger2003]

One night at the townhouse pool, I swam up to the row of jets from the filtration system and the stream hit me right between the legs. I stayed there for awhile, getting harder. A few minutes later a married woman in her 30's took the spot next to me. We just smiled at each other as the jets made us cum, never saying a word.

[ElEsEmCee]

With my current girl, the weirdest place was on the pullout in her basement, with her best friend and said friend's boyfriend fucking away to beat the band. My girl and I both came rather hard watching the other couple, and it's one of my favorite sexual memories, to this day.

Strangest place I've ever seen someone was my neighbor's daughter, who's about my age. They have a trampoline in the backyard, and early one Saturday morning I looked out my window to see said daughter with a hand up her shirt and a hand down the front of her skirt, both moving furiously. I brought myself to a nice, leisurely orgasm watching her do the same- though I had to stifle a laugh when the trampoline started bouncing out of sympathetic vibration.

[eaglelb51]

About 3 years ago I was with this girl who was a FREAK. First off, she was 19 I was 21, and she seemed to be a very innocent girl. She was a virgin, but man was she horny. I remember she used to masturbate ALL the time. I caught her looking at scrambled porn on tv, reading sex stories online, pretty much anything that got her off. One thing though is that she only masturbated with her fingers. She didn't finger herself, only clitoral orgasms. I used to lick her ass and she would just go to town on her clit. We would masturbate together all the time. This girl also enjoyed sucking my dick. Sometimes she would be so horny that she would start fingering herself, and the start blowing me at the same time. Our sex life was great but we never actually had sex. Well on to my freakiest story with her. I was on vacation with her and her family for a week. Which meant no fooling around because we were on a houseboat in the middle of the ozarks. Every day was miserable, 100 degrees and humid as shit. All week she would tease me. We would go swimming off the boat and she would go under the water and suck my dick for a few seconds, she would also rub her pussy under the table during meals. Well I couldnt do anything for this whole week, and neither could she, except for her teasing. Moving on, on our way home, we were in a van with her parents and her two brothers and sisters. She and I were in the back on our own. So as we are riding she is laying on my lap, occasionaly rubbing my dick. After a few hours everyone was asleep except for her dad who was driving. I was ready to explode, and I could tell she was. I start talking dirty to her, and after a few minutes she starts to finger herself in the back of the van. I have never been so turned on in my life. Shes fingering herself under a blanket, and sucking the tip of my dick while I had it pulled out under my shorts. After a few minutes she came and had an amazing orgasm. I could tell because she let me feel her pussy and it was drenched. I don't think anyone ever found out about it, and this is the first time I've ever told anyone this story. You may ask why I didnt stay with this girl, and maybe I shouldve, but after a while she got a little too crazy. I talk to her very rarely nowadays, every time we talk we end up messing around. I don't want to brag, but it just seems when we get together she gets so hot that she can't contain herself. Well, neither can I, and it turns into a 3 hours session. Ive got a few more stories with her that I may post one of these days. Anyway hope you liked my story. 100% true.

[eaglelb51]

Also, ladies if you like my story, feel free to send me a pm to chat.

[dicklion]

I iked the story so hopefully the ladies here will too.

[rdl30]

When I was 15, I was at church. What got me horny I do not remember. Went to the bathroom stall at the church and jacked until I came. I will have to say that I felt extremely guily for days.

[d0d0sicle]

Ayy, time to leave the lurking business... I'll add my story here...

So we were up living on a lakehouse in Vermont for about 10 days last summer. There were 10 of us up there, so it was crowded. Naturally, because there were so many people, I had to share a room with my younger cousin. Well, after about 3 or 4 days, it got to a point where I really needed some hormone control. So, I decided to go to the only place that gave me any privacy - the lake itself. Went out on one of the kayaks alone, went out around the corner where there were no houses and stayed a little offshore, and went at it. The moving around of the boat from the waves was actually kinda nice, and soon enough I blew my load on the floor of the kayak. A little bit of cleanup with some lakewater, and all was good.

[tburda823]

seems to be quite a few comming out of lurking tonight, lol.

hmmm...lets see..

at night i was driving when i used to have a van, i really liked that. havent done it in years.
in quite a few public bathrooms....not because i like public bathrooms, just that i got horny and had to do it.
I used to masturbate with my ex g/f's panties all the time when we lived together. I'd pop in a porno on the big screen when she was gone and goto town with a couple pair some clean some used. (this was AFTER we broke up and we never had sex so it made the taboo even worse!)
in a hotel room with double beds, i casually, quietly, and staying very still i rubbed one out reading MP with all the lights on and my buddy playing video games in the next bed.
my old job, in the bathroom there lots of times, and i would work late by myself, get some porn or stories goin on the computer ( i was tech support) and jack off at my desk.

i think thats it for now if i think of more i'll add

[drench_me_ladies]

LOL middle of a cul-de-sac at 3AM with nothing but my shoes on...

[drench_me_ladies]

LOL middle of a cul-de-sac at 3AM with nothing but my shoes on...

don't know the strangest place for sex...yet!