How long since you last had sex?

[Kevin_1]

It was last sunday afternoon...does it count if I didnt cum?? we got interrupted around half way through!!

[jackme]

erm a month ago lol

[Kanuckbob]

About a week. My gf is coming over tonight though so we should have some fun

[circlecityfemme]

i never have, but that doesn't mean i wouldn't should the opportunity arise. i don't think i'm unattractive, but i don't get hit on, and i've only been asked out on a date once.. i try to flirt, but i'm so bad at it i dont think it could even be considered flirting

[ilikeitalot]

It was last sunday afternoon...does it count if I didnt cum?? we got interrupted around half way through!!

Kevin, I'd say if you cock entered her mouth or her pussy, then it counts. Otherwise, nah. Well, a non-cum handjob could almost count, I suppose. Depends on ones definition of "sex".

[Dark Seraph]

Too long! :p

[poconomojo]

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?"


She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."


Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too, I want to see how you live on $800 a year".

- Niagra liked that one.

[Kevin_1]

It was last sunday afternoon...does it count if I didnt cum?? we got interrupted around half way through!!

Kevin, I'd say if you cock entered her mouth or her pussy, then it counts. Otherwise, nah. Well, a non-cum handjob could almost count, I suppose. Depends on ones definition of "sex".

In that case Sunday afternoon...there was penetration!!

[Niagra]

Wow, you guys ... bout dam near broke my heart on some of these... You guys need to suck it up cuz none of you have went as long as yours Truly!! yes, I know call Ripleys ... but its true!! So if this horn dog is still alive and breathing you can do it too!! Just gotta figure out if you want to spend your lives hiding behind fear or get out there and live. Don't let anything rob you from your youth or from love. Suck it up take a couple shots of wild turkey, eat a breath mint or 10 and go get laid. Except you Tony. You come on into chat tonight and lets try and win you a fleshlight... you deserve it!!... I dont cheat but if I did I'd make sure you won!! lol Watch him win now... oh Gawd!! .. You guys know I am honest ...

Anyway ... Eastern PA dude you too get your lil ass into chat we'll take care of ya ... Birthday boys 30 is a big one ... Please don't hide behing fear ... please go get a woman to spend time with... take it from me .... they want you to ask ... they have been waiting for you!!! Life is too short to spend a decade without love even if it is for the right reasons... come on now ... MOVE THOSE CUTE LIL ASSES INTO THE SHOWER... SHAVE - WEAR THAT STETSON OR CHAPS AND GO GET YOUR LIFE BACK ... DON'T MAKE ME TELL YA AGAIN!!


Tazzzzzzzzz ... woohooo you sexy thing you. Enjoy her and the moment!! We'll be here!!

[wolfman2006]

shitty deals for me, been lil over 2yrs for me

[Tazz41]

Thanx Niagra, I am, believe me.