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Self-sucking motivational thread

Postby ilikeitalot » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:25 pm

I'm creating this thread mainly to keep me motivated in my pursuit to suck my own cock. Yes, my goal is to give myself a blowjob! And hell, once I get there, I'll probably take the next logical step and cum in my mouth too lol. For anyone interested, if I make it, I'll even take some pics of it and post them here... to celebrate a job (blowjob lol) well done.

Since this is a New Year's resolution, I started two nights ago. Unfortunately, two nights of stretching and practicing gave me a severely sore neck lol. I could barely turn my head yesterday. Gonna have to be more careful with how much pressure I put on my neck.

I'll be reporting my progress here every once in awhile. Right now, I can get the tip of my tongue within 3 inches (T-3) and my lips within 3.5 inches (L-3.5). I'll be happy when those minuses (-) turn into pluses (+) lol. At minimum, my goal is to get to L+2. With that, I'll have the good part in there lol.

If anyone wants to join me in this pursuit, feel free post about your progress here. And if anyone has some good tips/techniques for getting there, let me know.

Progress of ISSC (Ilikeitalot Self-Suckers Club) members:

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Name        Inches to Go   Progress   Last Reported
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ilike             2           +1          01/07
Andy              4            0          01/02
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Mark              3            0          01/07
bb11xx            6            0          01/08
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Postby Niagra » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:44 pm

You totally make this site worth coming too. Woohoo. I gott say this if I were a guy I can promise you I would be a self sucking fool.!! Without a doubt... so I will be watching those minus marks my friend..

PS don't stop working on the other areas too.. theres still work to be done...Don't get distracted in your quest to self suck. smile!!
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Postby Andy P » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:04 pm

I've tried this a few times, but I could get closer than about 4 inches. Youve given me the motivation to start trying again. Good luck to both of us!
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Postby Qball » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:48 pm

That's a great New Year's resolution! Actually, mine was to exercise more, so I think we're sorta in the same boat, haha... I'll join you in this noble pursuit of self-sucking. Go us!
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Postby ilikeitalot » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:10 am

Welcome aboard, Andy and Qball! By supporting and encouraging each other, I'm sure we can all get there! If anyone else wants to join us, just put a short post in this thread. We'll help you get there too! Niagra, too bad you can join us in our quest. But since you don't have a cock, well... you CAN'T lol.
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Postby ilikeitalot » Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:34 am

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Postby ilikeitalot » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:23 am

My neck has made a full recovery lol. I've been doing about 10-15 minutes of bending and stretching most nights. I haven't measured my mouth-to-cock distance lately, but I think I'm making pretty good progress. After some stretching, I can easily touch my toes (without bending my knees) now.
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Postby goforitMark » Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:26 pm

A great thread, mate, and you've certainly motivated me to try again. When I was a kid of 12 I used to be able to self suck, bit I didn't keep it up. How I regret that now Now I'm about 3 inches away from being able to lick my fully erect dick, but I'm gonna keep trying and will let you know how I get on
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Postby bb11xx » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:22 pm

great idea, im in. very motivational articles.
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Postby Tony » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:04 pm

Like some, when I was a younger man I was able get my cock in my mouth. Now I look back and wonder why I didn't keep trying. Now I don't think I could ever get close again but may start trying again if others have success.
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Postby ilikeitalot » Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:54 pm

Last night, I got within 2 inches. Making definite progress here.

Mark and bb11, welcome to the ISSC!

In my first post, I added a table that will show the status/progress of all my SS club members. For those with no current numbers (inches away), let me know so I can add them.
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Postby Svanire » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:52 pm

I've tried and utterly failed. I'm 6 foot 4 and flexible as my grandfather -_-. If I could do it though I'd be treating myself like cheap hooker.
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Postby Sparticus » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:15 pm

i'm too trying to be able to self suck, but i'm not to flexible cuz i'm not in real gd shape. but i have been working out lately and have found out that i am getting closer. once in a while if i'm in the right position i can barely lick the tip of my cock but thats it.

i have read different articles on the net about self sucking and one thing that they all say is to stretch your back muscles such as sitting on the ground with your legs out and spread, then lean forward towards the inside of your legs and it can help loosen up the muscles.

the closet way i have been able to get to my dick is by sitting the edge of a chair and lean down while cupping a hand under my balls and pushing up a bit.
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Postby bb11xx » Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:11 am

about 6" to go.
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i'm ready to give it another go!

Postby masterdebate » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:14 am

your thread has motivated me as well.. as a teenager (in much better shape than i am now), i could get the head of my penis into my mouth. i'm also the type that can't bring myself to eat my own cum, so this could push me over the edge!

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