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Postby Kevin_1 » Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:54 am

I have masturbated in several different places...not all wierd. The list includes

work
cinema
car park (got caught!!)
university library
masturbated once whilst I was in detention!!

In my house, there isnt a room I havent masturbated in, and that includes the kitchen
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Postby raincoaster » Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:18 am

The weirdest place I have ever masturbated was Wreck Beach (Vancouver's nude beach), down by the area known as the Towers. I was sitting by myself naked on a log just looking out over the water when a 60+ years male stranger came walking by, nude except for a backpack and shoes.

I said "Hi" just to be friendly and he came over and sat down on the log beside me. We started talking about the beach, the weather, etc., and I noticed he was handling his cock (soft), which I initially tried to ignore. Soon he was erect. We just kept talking, and he didn't make any mention of what he was doing, just kept on talking and stroking slowly. Well, despite the fact I'm straight, I started playing with my cock too and was hard in no time at all.

We kind of stopped talking and just jacked off slowly together (although I admit I kept looking around to make sure nobody was coming.) I had never met this guy before in my life and here were pulling on our cocks together. He came first and I wasn't far behind. We both just let our cum dribble down the log, then started talking again as if nothing had gone on, despite the fact we both were sporting boners. Minutes later, he said he had to go, got up with his backpack, and carried erection and all.

I know I sat there for a long time thinking about what had happened. Weird. I know my own boner laster for some time after that.
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Postby jov2284 » Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:58 am

Wildest place i've ever masturbated:

On a bus.
Fort Lauderdale Beach (inside the sea).
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Postby Fix » Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:08 am

Hmm...there have been a few strange places:

School bathroom
Work bathroom
The third row of seats in a suburban, while my parents were driving!
While I was driving

But I dont think any of them top when I did it at church in the bathroom! LOL!
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Postby rideme2 » Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:01 pm

weirdest place for me had to be driving down Pa. turnpike was getting very hard . I whipped it out and started masterbating
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Postby Ringo69 » Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:37 pm

The strangest place for me was on the roof of a house that I lived at when I was in college. I lived in a big house with five girls where I was the only male. All the girls had steady boyfriends, so I didn’t get any action from them. My room was on the second floor. I had the window that opened onto the roof of the back porch. It was very late at night and I was super horny. I was stroking and got the idea to try a little exhibitionism. I popped the screen out and stepped out on the porch roof totally naked. It was probably 4:00 AM and the back of the house wasn’t very well lit, but the houses were quite close together and being college, there was always the risk of someone being up late. I was excited by the thought of being seen. I sat on the roof and masturbated. I came pretty fast, cleaned up, went back inside and went to bed. The next day, I overheard one of my house mates say that neighbor had seen me. While the exhibitionism was exciting, actually being caught wasn’t. I’d never did it on the roof again.
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Postby johnblob » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:04 am

I did a 2 week work placement when I was 15 and had a wank in the toilets a few times, even once in a urinal rather than one of the stalls. Another odd one that springs to mind is when I was about 16 on holiday in Cyprus and went alone for a swim, no-one was around so I slipped my shorts down and did it there floating in the sea, about 50 metres out in view of everyone, but not enough that they could see my hands under the water I suppose. I suppose I helped make the sea a little saltier lmao
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Postby thatonehornyguy1 » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:55 pm

the wierdest place for me would have to be when i lived at an apartment complex and there was a jacuzzi not to far away from the pool. I would pull it out and let my dick feel the warn water and i would wank it slowly so no on would expect. then id ask a girl to come join but to turn the bubbles on first then i would wank and talk to her at the same time. Im getting horny just thinking bout it

ya my first post lol
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Postby col321 » Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:05 am

I love to j/o in the swiming pool i stick my ass up against the jet and go for it i dont take long to cum
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Postby spunkon_bras » Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:20 pm

in a mental hospital car park...1st quiet place we found :oops:
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Postby SavoryIce » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:58 am

Empty playground...probably because it was outdoors.
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Postby Ranger1 » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:55 pm

Under a road bridge that went over a river on many of my bicycle rides into the countryside. When I was younger I was always horny so I'd stop on my return trip - 10 miles from home - and drop my shorts for a good wank with cars & trucks passing above me. I'm sure I've done it in weirder places but this is the one I remember for now.
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Postby mfc » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:01 pm

on a train
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Postby mfc » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:01 pm

on a train (in an empty carrage)
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Postby Draven » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:34 pm

'Ranger1 & SavoryIce'

You reminded me of the last time I did it outside.

I was staying with a female friend and her family in a remote house in France years ago. After about 3 days and no private time I woke up feeling unbearably horny and took a walk to a small wooded area down the road. Suffice to say I had a very good time, it was a real thrill to be outdoors and possibly watched. Must do it again outside after the summer months come along.

Apart from that I've jacked in a hay-barn with another female friend about 10 ft away.
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