oh crap, MY SHIRT

[mike2115]

tonight i was feeling a bit adventurous, and on top of that i had forgotten to get changed into my normal nighttime attire, which is usually my boxer shorts and a white T-shirt. i went over to my computer, thinking i would only be on for a few minutes, and soon it became two hours i had spent online. by now i had gotten bored with the usual sites i visited, and started to wander into my porn collection, which hasn't really been used lately. i was looking at some live models i had seen before and selected one, and what a surprise; the girl was doing a free show tonight. normally it would take two dollars a minute to get the good stuff, but she was already naked in the free chat! I started to watch like the other couple of guests, and she starts doing her little dance. her breasts were pretty good and bouncing around everywhere as she moved, and her pussy was absolutely glistening, she was so wet. it looked pretty tasty to me, and i tossed my pants aside and went to work.

About ten, fifteen minutes into the tease, i start feeling my orgasm coming on as i watch her play with herself. i get comfortable and close my eyes as i envision her on my lap, bouncing up and down on my hard cock... and then suddenly, my muscles all tense up and i lean into my chest as i cum, holding my cock against my chest as i orgasm, hard. after a good cum, i finally look up. my semen had spurted all over my chest, and... uh oh.

i forgot to take off my shirt when i came. it was a similar t-shirt then what i would wear to bed, but it was a thirty dollar stylized skater t-shirt. i held it up to the light and groaned, seeing the clear outline of my cum. that wouldn't bode well if i wore the shirt out anywhere, and laundry day wouldn't be for a few more nights. so, i reach for the Tissue box, which i probably should have done originally, and begin to wipe my shirt down. this only succeeds in making the stain even bigger, and more evident. what's worse, now i have three tissues with cum all over them, as well as my good t-shirt. mentally i cursed myself for not having changed into my other t-shirt, which is much less likely to get found with stains on it than a shirt i might wear out, then i tried to think of a way to get the stains out.

finally, i had an idea. i couldn't get to the bathroom without waking up everyone else in my house, but i could... alright, why not try it? i thought, and took my shirt off. holding it up to the light, i found a spot of cum and brought it to my mouth with a small sigh, beginning to suck it out of the shirt. sure, it was a bit degrading, and my throat feels a bit funny now, but it did make the stains a bit less noticeable. I'll have to wake up early tomorrow morning and wash the shirt before i try and wear it anywhere, though, i thought as i finished sucking the stains out of my shirt, tossing it into the laundry basket.

and the moral of the story? before you cum, know where to do it beforehand!

[cosmo.222]

I usually suck and lick my fingers clean afterwards. Never did think about sucking the cum off of a shirt!

[mike2115]

well, when your desperate to get it out somehow, there's always improvising like that. something o think about, i suppose.

[hereforall69]

That really sucks about the shirt...That's why I always get naked.

[BeachBoner]

Several years back I was at a hotel overnight in Cincinnati; heard the strip joints were better across the river in Kentucky. Went over and scouted a couple...looked mostly like Animal Planet Rescue until I found a DOLL right before leaving the second place. (I also noticed "company in your booth" was the special for being entertained.)

She offered me "company" in a booth directly across from the bar where I was offered to buy her a drink (I did of course.) (actually a few) Her hands were on my zipper and had it lowered pretty soon..she was a doll...fit, long dark hair, big eyes, young.........she had my cock and balls out and was giving me a great hand job. My left hand was down and under her butt finger-fucking....very wet. At one point she said to me ..."if we get a bottle of champaign I can kiss you down there..." I was so dam hard that extra wouldn't have lasted a second........she continued to jack me off and I shot several big squirts of cum...........all over the front of my beige/khaki colored pants, her hand and belly, everywhere. She was awesome and I was drained. Later when standing up to leave I saw the front of my pants were very dark in a "splashed" pattern, obvious as hell. It only really bothered me when I walked into the brightly lit lobby of my hotel.

Hope that was good advertising for her! (If I'd bought the champaign and shot off in her mouth, I'd have saved my pants!)