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Do you like it when you get a sudden boner?

yes
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47%
sometimes
98
47%
no
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Total votes : 210

Postby dicklion » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:05 am

+*/96-
yesterday at the gym ( after writing here) I was looking at a sexy lady whose Nipples were exploding out of her shirt(and dwarfing her A cup breasts and as I was starting to sprout a boner in my compression shorts ( tights...) I saw a few stray hairs (Trail on her belly at here wasitline BOING !!!!!

Tough to hide Then...
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Postby o247o » Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:00 pm

... Not while I'm walking around in tight jeans. Not to say that it's embarrassing, but I would have a hard time walking normal with the head rubbing against my jeans.
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Postby Doma » Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:17 pm

I love it any place, anywhere, anytime.
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Postby rodpumper » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:23 am

The best sudden boners are those you get when you're in a position to take advantage of the situation. Like just now when I read this. Time to beat off!
I'M MASTURBATING!! Watch me cum!

http://www.vho.com/action/viewvideo/123 ... =Rodpumper

http://twitter.com/rodpumper - where all my tweets are only about masturbating

I'm happily addicted to my cock
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Postby SF Stroker » Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:25 pm

It's always nice to know the big guy wants to come out and play! :wink:
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Postby noodle » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:14 pm

yea i love i. if i did not have a boner i would not have had the great blow job from my gf last week as it was bulging through my swimming trunks in my pool and gave me oral in the pool. he waters sensations with her mouth thrusting caused me intense orgasms and i cumed i secconds, luckily there were not many people in the pool but i did get some dodgy looks rom a few people
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Postby jackingag24 » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:35 am

I love it anytime, but especially at work when I have lose slacks on. I will stroke and sometimes even pull it out to play with it. I will walk over to girls desks to "talk" business with my raging hard on clearly poking the front of my slacks out!
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Postby cyrushkcurtis » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:05 pm

I guess it's because I'm getting older, but I don't get sudden boners anymore. Which has its advantages: I don't have to worry in the lockeroom when I give myself a tug to look more respectable. When I was younger that would have resulted in an instant boner. That would have been embarrassing.

I do wake up frequently in the night with erections. And they please me because they are really nice erections: seven good inches, veins quite prominent. Makes me feel young.
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Postby dicklion » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:24 pm

Love embarrassing boners- On the 4th I ran in a local 5k race and after we were all having cold drinks and bananas and bagels and I was looking at the ladieswith hard nipples and toned legs and SWEATY (MMM !!) :D

I popped one in my running shorts, they are a little baggy but not enough so I walked around and sat there with anice hard dick and as soon as I got to the car down went the shorts and I jacked a nice shot out on the road at an intersection about 2 miles away as I saw next to a lady who had no idea I was cumming next to her. :wink: :lol:
masturbate 1-3 times a day ( occasionally I will do it 5+ times)
Have relationships and have regualr frequent sex and this makes me jackoff more.
write to : [email protected]
Love to jackoff in front of a group of ladies, outside anywhere
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Postby Doma » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:36 pm

I love it, and to be honest I find it a bit funny at times.
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Status: Single
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J/O Frequency: 1-2 times a day
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Postby NightShadow » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:14 am

I lve 'em. ust sucks in the job I am in.. haveto make surem y thoughts stay o nthe job. Not good workign in the kind of place I do and have somethign liek that happen. LOL!
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Postby Tazz41 » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:37 am

As a matter o fact I got really tired today at lunch and felt that ol swelling in my pants. I had to cross my ankles and slide my waist under the table to keep from being embarrased.
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Postby dicklion » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:24 pm

I usually proudly let my Bulge show unless in a group or place where kids are.

I love when I have one for over an hour- :P 8)

HOW ABOUT BONERS in planes? Such sweet agony to pop one in seat 18B and then try to walk to the bathroom to pee {or jackoff} :wink:
masturbate 1-3 times a day ( occasionally I will do it 5+ times)
Have relationships and have regualr frequent sex and this makes me jackoff more.
write to : [email protected]
Love to jackoff in front of a group of ladies, outside anywhere
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Postby thatonehornyguy1 » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:23 am

im not that shy about it i love getting unsuspected wood especially when i was a freshman in highschool with a 7 inch cock i loved it when all the girls looked down at my pants and saw it .i caught them glancing at it a lot. i would go home and jerk it thinking about them fingering themselves at home thinking of my hard cock

getting hard right now :P
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Postby dicklion » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:03 pm

I love getting noticed by ladies at the coffee shop or at clubs.

Fun to see their eyes as my bulge is out to there and it is at their eye level since I am 6'8... So it is right there or if they are sitting it is over thier head an they look up to it... 8) :wink:
masturbate 1-3 times a day ( occasionally I will do it 5+ times)
Have relationships and have regualr frequent sex and this makes me jackoff more.
write to : [email protected]
Love to jackoff in front of a group of ladies, outside anywhere
dicklion
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Posts: 1205
Joined: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:16 pm
Location: Virginia

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