by LoveThyself! » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:45 am
LMFAO!!!! Old skool porn from the EIGHTIES! Damn, that's the same shit I started to masturbate to, so I guess I just got served! Maybe I'll go to Denny's or IHOP and sulk over a plate of senior citizen pancakes with a side of pitted prunes and some OJ with an extra scoop of Metamucil. Hope my hip doesn't give out on me!
Now where'd I put my teeth... no, not those... the good 'Sunday' set...
...must be around here somewhere.... AHHHH here they are!
Alright.... spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. All set to go.
Ummm, now where is it I was going again?
Ohhhh, that's right, the chat room. Must be why I'm so hungry.