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This is a really good one if you can figure it out!!

Postby Niagra » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:06 am

I raRely pass these things on but i REALLY LIKED THIS ... tHIS IS A PHOTO OF A TABLE THAT WAS UP FOR SALE ON EBAY. tHE QUESTION IS SIMPLY ...HOW CAN YOU TELL THIS TABLE IS BEING SOLD BY A MAN?

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Postby NotAv » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:16 am

Same type of person that never uses spell check? :)

A few years ago the same thing happend with a guy selling a tea pot. A shiney reflective metal tea pot.
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Postby Mani » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:27 am

LOL Niagra, after reflecting on this a while, I see it's because it's so schlong!
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Postby circlecityfemme » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:48 am

lol.. i agree with mani

at first i thought it was the liquor, but then i just looked north!
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Postby BigBob » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:58 am

Ha, I thought that was a painting!!
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Postby SavoryIce » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:01 am

Haha...guess he was multitasking.
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Postby dicklion » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:40 am

what else was he selling that day!!!
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Postby Hangman » Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:36 pm

Like most things...its a common phenomenon nowadays...no big deal ;)

where have you been sexy man.. That avatar is so hot! Always made my pitter patter... how bout helping me see that hot bod more often? Or perhaps help me out with that patter? ...Niagra
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Postby Niagra » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:41 pm

bump
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Postby fuzzymonkey » Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:15 am

I think I'd want the table cleaned really good before using it!
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Postby dicklion » Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:34 pm

maybe he was getting ready to "wax" the table for the new buyer. 8) :wink:
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