Where Don't You Like to Masturbate?

pleasure42 · by **pleasure42** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:59 pm

My two favourite places to masturbate are in my big bed at night and in front of my computer anytime.

pleasure42 · by **pleasure42** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:15 pm

I don't like masturbating anywhere people don't masturbate. That's why I like it here.

Filip · by **Filip** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:11 am

I can get it up in the shower but I can never cum. In my apartment I'm worried the neighbors below will hear the tub rattling. At my inlaws house I worry I will get caught, but the shower is the only alone time I get, and my sister-in-law is so hot!

fuzzymonkey · by **fuzzymonkey** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:33 am

At work, asbestos is bad enough to remove, hate to jack around it!

footman · by **footman** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:06 pm

The only place I don't like is laying on my bed, which is funny because that's the only place I masturbated clear up until my late 20's probably. Personally I LOVE the shower and bathroom.

footage · by **footage** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:35 pm

I never could stroke one off in the shower or really tried the bathroom. I normally do it on the sofa watching a porn when noone is here and now I have a webcam I use it in my room sometimes for the time being. I messed up that computer. Anyway, I stroke mainly when noone is around or at night in my room. Parents are in another part of the house most of the time. Too many guys around though and my mom wouldnt just play it off. So i get jumpy when someone is coming down the hall and I have no lock on the door. They wonder why im in the room mostly instead of joining them but im having my time too.

SavoryIce · by **SavoryIce** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:58 am

The one place I can't do it is in bathrooms. It might sound awkward, but it's my one exception.

Chris · by **Chris** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:05 am

Heh...couldn't be more different to me then SavoryIce - I used to masturbate all the time in the bathroom when I was a teenager, it was the only room in the house with a lock on the door. :lol:

dicklion · by **dicklion** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 1:16 am

have not found a place I don't like to masturbate- even if I get interrupted- adds to the tension :lol:

jodi1 · by **jodi1** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:46 pm

I too masturbated in the shower and toilet when i was young, mostly because was the most private locations in home. but i hve to say they are not my preferred places of pleasure. Of course i hve been known to take risks and masturbate places where there was a risk of being caught. The thrill of it makes for incredibly heightened arousal and climax.

But these days I love masturbating at my computer - especially while chatting. Is much nicer and less lonely to be interacting with other horny ppl.

Chris · by **Chris** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:25 am

Agreed, Jodi, I love masturbating in front of my computer...

...in fact, it's what I'm doing right now! ;-)

Xbacca · by **Xbacca** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:33 pm

i love wankin in the shower, i have been doin it for years....wen its hot i normally put it on jet stream and then go it at like hell and press mysel up against the shower walls. but recently i have discovered that if i start wankin in a hot shower and then put it on freezing cold it feels amazing! u just then need to pound as fast as u can in the freezin cold water, and it normally takes that bit longer to blow ur load as well!

Lickup · by **Lickup** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:01 pm

Very interesting replies, unlike everyone else my shower is my favorite place to masturbate, Only place I can get privacy AND I love the water and I have a tub/shower combo so I just lay down in the tub with the shower on and jerk away, I love it.

horny33 · by **horny33** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:19 am

I can jack off in the shower it just takes so much longer than it does anywhere else because you move around a lot...So I don't like it.

When I was younger I would jack off EVERYWHERE. By everywhere, I mean sitting on a stool behind a science lab station with 2 hot girls on the other side shooting my load into a drawer. That kind of everywhere. The lab stations weren't very big and at one of them there was a hole going all the way through to the other side (big enough for my cock). One time I was really really really horny, I hadn't wanked off in like 3 days and the hottest 2 girls in our grade were sitting on the other side of the table...well stupid me I shot my load through this hole and one girl looked down later and saw my cum on her jeans. Wow, that was really hot but I got caught...
And I'd jack off on the school bus...I got on first so I'd sit there and bust a nut on the seat, then switch seats to look like I didn't do it.

So hot...
One time on the school bus I wasn't finished when these girls got on after me so I just kept going as normal as they walked slowly past me. They kinda were like " wow". Then I moaned really loud and busted a nut on the floor.

gpmgsf · by **gpmgsf** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:19 pm

iplayorflash wrote:About the only places I don't want to masturbate are Jail and Church.

got to agree with you there mate, otherwise anywhere else is fair game to me, as long as I dont get caught, but then again it depends who it is that catches me :lol:

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