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Postby jb1000 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:00 pm

Does anyone masturbate at work?
I've been tempted many times but have resisted. Sometimes is hard cos I sit beside the window and can see all the beautiful women walking by. It makes me so horny, especially in Summer when their clothes are more revealing. I end up spending the day, feeling like I'm about to get a hard on.
Those days I rush home in the evenings, no overtime and relieve myself. Its always great after the build up during the day.
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Postby hannay2 » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:37 pm

Yes, it is nice to be able to break off from time to time, unzip and ease back in to a wank for a while ...

I guess it depends what your work is, but for me it's no problem as I work for myself, have a couple of offices I rent, have a secretary who comes for certain hours certain days ... so when I want to masturbate I don't really need to think about it, just start ... like now :)

It has always been like that however, probably all stemming from back in the late 60s and early 70s when my first office was a basement office in what once had been a lovely old city-centre townhouse that had been converted to offices at some point.

There was a high-level window which fronted on to a well in the footpath above, just to allow daylight in to that below-ground room which was no doubt a servants room or something in the past.

That window however was why I didn't move to larger, better offices for quite a while, because pretty much any time I wanted I could take a look up and before very long I would get great views .. upskirts all through the day as people walked past ... flashes of stockings, panties ... and sometimes no panties at all :)

The footpath was fairly narrow and the angle the other way for looking down was too sharp, and passers-by were past the well in a blink anyway so didn't seem to even give it a thought as they went on their way, that and a little street-level grime was all the cover needed. From inside however the daylight outside made the view perfectly clear! :)

It got busier at different times of the day, was very interesting at lunchtimes when the streets were full of office workers getting lunch, doing their shopping etc.

Morning and evening times were good too with the girls heading in to their offices and shops, then off home afterwards. And when Summer arrived, and shorter skirts and dresses :)

The building was on three floors plus the basement level, and at an early point I started realising that at times I was recognising a print-design on a dress, or the fabric of a skirt, as being from girls with other Firms in the building, girls I didn't know but would pass or smile with from time to time around the place ... and then it got to be fun seeing one of them around the building, guessing what colour panties she was wearing, and wondering if I might find out at some point lol ... and I sometimes did :)

Of course, these were just flashes - a second, two at the most as someone walked past above, though at times someone leaving the building would bump in to a friend going back in and stop for a minute to chat, or a group walking out together at lunchtime would be going in different directions and would hang around in front of the entrance just a minute or so to chit-chat or something before splitting up for lunch ... the well was just to the side of the entrance doorway, so if they lingered over that side there could be a lovely few minutes of uninterrupted panty-gazing lol

So for the longest time I was able to take a moment whenever I wanted, and check out for girls walking past above, tune in to the panties-channel lol, check the stocking-tops channel too - it was a busy city-centre so there were always passers-by.

And lol it never got to be too much :) sitting there and watching lol ... Most times I'd end up masturbating while I watched even if I didn't intend to at first ... other times I'd just enjoy the view, just play with my cock a little maybe while watching, though if a gorgeous pair of legs went past I'd get that lottle throb and then get harder and kinda had to start pumping a little and then willing another short-skirted lovely to come past and keep me going :) ... a few like that and I could expect to cum nicely - it was as much the anticipation as finally seeing the next set of stocking tops and panties up a girl's dress as she passed-by ...

And when something else occurred, like stopping to light a cigarette or something, or if a couple of friends bumped in to each other just right, then my cock just couldn't stay shut in and was soon out and hard and in my hand as I wanked looking up their clothes as they stood there, trying to time cumming so I lasted as long as the opportunity did lol ...

... and sometimes if it was people meeting I could get a clue because things like footsteps and snatches of conversation drifted down anyway ... lol it was hot at times to be looking up three or four office-girls skirts standing around the entrance to the building when I could hear their voices chatting to each other as well ... :)

So do I masturbate at work? Yes of course, and lol this was probably what set me off on that road :)
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Postby fourstrokes » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:57 pm

Yes of course I do, not as much as I would like though...
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Postby hot4ashot » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:34 pm

I usually work from home..so of course I do! lol However, when I do go in the office my boss and I are the only ones who work there. He's always horny too and our conversations often lead to sex. Nothing will go further than "talk" with us, but I just know he's got a great cock!! I just think it'd be too weird with him being my boss. He's fun to tease though. :wink: He's a big fan of breasts, so I pretty much always make sure to show a little cleavage. :wink: Today he walked up behind my chair to look at something on my computer. I turned to talk to him and he had a wonderful hard on. mmmmmmmm I REALLY hope someday SOON I'll come into the office, he won't realize I'm there and I'll catch him jacking off. Yummy! Just the thought of it is getting me really wet.
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Postby footman » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:54 pm

I do it all the time because I work at home! It's great being able to satisfy the urge anytime it calls.
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Postby hannay2 » Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:38 pm

hot4ashot wrote:I usually work from home..so of course I do! lol However, when I do go in the office my boss and I are the only ones who work there. He's always horny too and our conversations often lead to sex. Nothing will go further than "talk" with us, but I just know he's got a great cock!! I just think it'd be too weird with him being my boss. He's fun to tease though. :wink: He's a big fan of breasts, so I pretty much always make sure to show a little cleavage. :wink: Today he walked up behind my chair to look at something on my computer. I turned to talk to him and he had a wonderful hard on. mmmmmmmm I REALLY hope someday SOON I'll come into the office, he won't realize I'm there and I'll catch him jacking off. Yummy! Just the thought of it is getting me really wet.



Lol so you want to walk in on your boss with his cock in in his hand wanking at his desk to some porn? Like me? :)

Then switch jobs, come and work for me and that's going to be unavoidable at times :) ... just check first to see if the window blinds are closed, and if they are you can come in ...

Oh, and about your current boss... trust me, just tell him you'd like to see his cock and how he plays with it ... if he's horny and you talk of sex, if you tease-talk together, if he likes tits and spies on your cleavage and you have noticed he's hard with you, then he'll wank for you with only the smallest amount of persuasion needed if at all ... it's a guy-thing ... believe me :)

However if you don't want to push it, then I'll interview you to work here - just come over, don't bother to knock just come quietly in :) :)
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Postby hot4ashot » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:05 pm

:P What if I don't want you to know I'm there?? :wink:
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Postby SAVANNAH » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:36 am

To be honest I can't say as I ever have. The reason why stems from me not being burdened with warp speed genitals that are aroused by hyper active hormones. A pity to be sure since we all know that your typical female arouses a rate just slightly faster than that of diamonds forming. :D
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Postby BigBob » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:41 am

Hooray for light speed genitals and hyper active hormones.


But, actually mine aren't really light speed, because I like to take a REAL long time, feels too dang good to play and edge ;)
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Postby mfc » Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:40 pm

me and my friend love to go to the toilet for a mutal wank (not in the same cubical) while reading porn just love listening to him

but now im not in an office i dont think it will be to clever wanking in my car on the roads of london
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Postby hannay2 » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:57 pm

hot4ashot wrote::P What if I don't want you to know I'm there?? :wink:




Oh I already assumed you would be quiet as a mouse, peek for a while and then sneak away without me knowing ... or anyway, until you wanted to be discovered watching :)

... but you will have to watch out for the creaky floorboard right in the doorway lol ...

Do you think you can you be careful enough? ......
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Postby Filip » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:05 am

I have a long history of masturbating at work:

When I was in college I worked at the library sorting and shelving books, which is about the most boring, tedious, and lonely job you can imagine. I would often go in the the bathroom in a remote part of the building and jerk off in a stall.

I had an internship at a large computer company once. And some nights I had to wait for everyone in my department to leave so I could do backups. I would go off into the bathroom and jack when I was bored. I borrowed my female coworker's lip balm and rubbed it on my cock once.

Later in college I had a cubicle in the far corner of a room, no one ever had reason to go back there. Sometimes I would look at porn while other people were in the room and rub my cock through my jeans. One time I cummed in my jeans and made a big wet spot. But it was winter and I could hide the spot behind my coat when I left.

A year later I was working for a small company (just me and my boss) in a bigger building. The receptionist at the building was tall and cute with a big, round booty. The window by my desk looked out on the sidewalk. When my boss would leave, I would close the blinds and jack to porn (I didn't have high speed at home yet). I would always get a good long look at the receptionist's butt when she walked by at the end of the day.

Recently I've done a lot of working from home, which is kind of a bad idea in my case, because I would spend a lot of time jacking to porn instead of working. Now my wife has gone back to school, so that's good because she's home a lot and I can't waste so much time jacking off.

I've already thought about how I'm going to jack off at my future job. I will probably be a college professor. I will get to my office early in the morning. I will lock the door behind me and the blinds will be closed from the night before. I will jack off to porn for a few minutes, clean up, and then open my blinds and door for the rest of the day. That way I will get my porn fix out of the way, but not be tempted to do it again the rest of the day.
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Postby bigbreastedteacherfan » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:28 pm

I've occasionally masturbated at work -- not very often, but I can say I've done it a few times when I'm especially horny.

The last time was a couple of weeks ago, after I went to the open house for my son's first year in middle school. He has an English teacher whose blouse was so tight, not only did it look like her nipples were staring at me, they were cross-eyed. (At the pre-school-opening day a few weeks before, my wife had seen this woman and told me that her slacks were so tight, she was able to deduce that the woman was wearing thong panties.)

The next day at work, I took a restroom break and started jerking off. Without even thinking about it, I suddenly realized that I was imagining my son's teacher making love to me. I definitely got myself off.

I am one randy bugger, if I do say so myself.
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Postby dawson35 » Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:31 am

Years ago when I was 17, I worked at a video rental store (like Blockbuster but they also had porn). I closed one night and decided what the hell. picked a porn, turned the tv away from the front window and sat behind the counter stroking until I came. The thought of possibly being caught made it all the more exciting!
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Postby happystroker » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:20 am

I once had a job doing deliveries for a small print shop, that had lots of girlie mags in the toilet. I'd get back late, after most of the guys had left and just the boss was around. One of the guys asked discretely something about whether the boss had come on to me at all, and that got me excited--I have a thing about jacking off in front of older men. I began going into the toilet and j/o before going home. Sure enough, the boss noticed, and invited me up to his office and chatted. I kind of thought that he knew that I knew, but he was very careful. He finally said something like I could always come up to his office to chat after I got back (in other words, I didn't need to go to the toilet to j/o). The next day when I got back I went upstairs, and we both knew what for and I dropped my pants without being asked. We jacked off together. The next day he wanted to play with me, and for the rest of the summer we played two or three times a week. Even after I left, I called him up and visited a few times.

Now, I have my own office space, and I work with three very attractive girls. Sometimes I can't resist. If there is a lot of activity in the office, I'll cum in my pants. I really like the feeling of sticky cum drying in my crotch--I've done it since junior high.

I'm pretty sure that one of the girls goes into the toilet and jills herself now and then. She's pretty hot and I know she carries dreams of her lovers from the night before to the office--she sometimes shares things with me when the other girls aren't around.

After work, when I'm alone? YES!!!
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