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Postby malavik » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:26 am

well i never had a sex toy before, i went out to the store the other day and was very very nervous, i bought a sex toy it was a jelly one, in the shape of a flower, has orgasm beans on the inside, i wanted to say it was wonderful and i love it.
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Postby SAVANNAH » Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:06 pm

Well now isn't that special. I want to thank you for sharing that with us today. Oh by the way are you male or female? Should we all be expecting wedding announcements soon? I'd really hate to see true love like yours going to waste.

Will the sex toy be taking your name or will you be taking its? Its bound to be an import (all the best sex toys are of course). Will there be immigration problems or does the wedding with you give it grounds to be in the country? Just think that after a blissfull honeymoon your sex toy will have to get a green card and go to work.

I hope you can deal with the seperation. I for one know how attached you can get to a really good sex toy in a remarkably short amount of time. :lol:
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Postby angiej » Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:00 pm

ohhh kay savannah. . .

anyway, which sex toy did you buy? i'd be interested because i've been hunting for one myself. . .
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Postby angiej » Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:03 pm

so i've done a bit of poking around - decided to get one for me and one for him ; )

for him, there's only two options that seem remotely interesting. there's the fleshlight, which looks ok but is basically a hand substitute. there's another site that looks super cool called rubbot. that one's not available until the end of the year but from the description i think it'll be the best male sex toy out there (that's a link by the way - sorry still learning . . . ).

for me, i'm interested in the butterfly - anyone tried that one?
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Postby johnblob » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:34 pm

I just got one of these today http://www.adameve.com/Adult-Sex-Toys/M ... temtype=30 I've only tried it once, it was certainly interesting. I've never had anything like this before, so it's a new sensation for me. I'll certainly have another go with it later :P It's very soft, I think once I've gotten more used to it that it'll be very enjoyable
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