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Postby Susie » Mon Oct 08, 2007 2:58 pm

Don't think I am trying to put a damper on things, I'm not, but one thing puzzles me.

The average cock size is 5-6 inches, right?

Then why is it that guys post pictures of themselves and they all look average, but they claim 'I'm 7 and a half' or 'I'm a full 8 inches.' No way in the world are most of these cocks that long.

Where exactly do you measure your cocks from?
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Postby SAVANNAH » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:03 pm

From their asshole of course. Where else? :D
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Postby gpmgsf » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:11 pm

Dont know about anyone else, but I measure mine on top from where it joins my body and across the widest point of my knob end! From there it is about 6.5 inches long and about 3 inches thick! If I was to measure it from my arsehole, it would be about 9.5 inches long. (I sometimes wish that it was that from my body)

The longest cock that I have seen/had in reality was about 10 inches long when measured along the top from his body and about 3 inches thick over his knob. (And, if you are interested, YES, I did take it up the arse more than once :twisted: )
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Postby Susie » Mon Oct 08, 2007 4:47 pm

Too much information, gpmgsf!! :D
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Postby shady41 » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:20 pm

Susie, most of the guys posting pix of average dix that then go on to claim they're packing 7 or 8 inches are liars who have major ego problems/inferiority complexes (but then, isn't that a significant percentage of the human male population anyway?!).
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Postby SAVANNAH » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:44 am

Hey guys I was just teasing. I'm not sure now just what exactly Shady41's agenda is and I'm not gonna even guess. Yeh you guys get a little anal about your dick size now and then but no worse than many females do about their breast size.
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Postby justawanker2 » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:04 am

Short rulers..............LOL

An honest 8 here measured from the top. No lies......
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Postby Alan » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:59 am

I have found that measuring from the top of my knee caps produces results that are consistent as well as impressive. :lol:
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Postby shady41 » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:11 pm

Justawanker, that thing definitely looks like a solid, honest 8! Impressive, dude!
No real agenda here Savannah. Lol, I was just a bit cranky reading and posting my comments. I confess to a "mere" 5.5, 6 when I'm really raging hard. I love what I have and think everyone should love whatever they're blessed with, whether it's us guys with our tools or women with their breasts. OK, so sometimes I am a little envious of the 7 or 8 inchers! lol!
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Postby Tazz41 » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:41 pm

Well im just a smidgen under 6.5, but I always round up. If u dont believe me, then Savannah will haf to get the measuring tape out, and measure me. All in the name of science and accuracy.........lol.Oh it might get a bit longer for Savannah ; )
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Postby Susie » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:31 pm

Urrr....excuse me Tazz. Just remember who started this thread. Surely I get priority in the measuring stakes?
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Postby Leatherargento » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:10 am

I think girth should always go with length. What girl wants a guy whose cock can get past her cervix if it can't press on her engorged g-spot? Five or six inches long is just fine as long as it's not .015 inches around ;) Thick, hard as stone, glistening, smooth like silk satin, and flexes a lot when it cums is perfect.
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Postby Tazz41 » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:19 pm

You are absolutely right Susie. I hand the tape to you. Im sure you can get the maximum length of me too. But after measuring what would you do? :lol:
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