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Postby footman » Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:38 pm

I know we hate to think about it, but what is your reaction when you're interupted while masturbating? Do you play it cool?Get angry? Continue anyway? Let's here some of your stories.

IN my case I have to play it cool, like I did yesterday when my wife came home unannounced while I was wanking in the shower. I had been in the shower for some time doing some seriously slow masturbating and edging, and fortunately was only semi-hard when she walked in. (plus she had hollared out before she came into the room- good thing or I would have been toast). So though I was dripping pre-cum, I had not cum yet. I quickly showered and got dressed hoping that I'd be able to fuck her later (half as a "payback" for interupting me). Unfortunately I wasn't able to so I intend to go at it again today. :D
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Postby Tazz41 » Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:13 pm

I hear ya, so many close enounters like a knock at the door, or the garage door opening. Im trying to be more careful.
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Postby shady41 » Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:35 pm

It's happened on a few occasions and is mildly annoying, but then it just means that when I get free again to resume my activity, the orgasm will just be that much more intense.
I once interrupted a friend who was staying in town for the weekend with me. I had run an errand and came back in my apt. suddenly and he was reclined in a big chair stroking away, but quickly covered himself with a towel. I quickly apologized and left for a few minutes and when I came back in he apologized and I just smiled and asked if he was able to finish OK, which he confirmed. Nothing further was said. Looking back, I wish I had dropped my pants nad jacked with him.
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Postby Doma » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:25 am

I usually get angry!
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Postby hannay2 » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:51 am

well, for anyone who knows the routine there's always Billy Connolley's suggestion about brushing away a spider that just landed on your front lol.

Personally however a big smile of welcome and an invitation to take over for a while has some appeal :) - pointless denying the obvious and even more pointless being embarassed, so be bold and take the bull by the horn - or something :)
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Postby footman » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:52 pm

[quote]... there's always Billy Connolley's suggestion about brushing away a spider that just landed on your front lol. [quote]That made me laugh (now), but it reminded me of probably the worst time I got caught. I was working at a community pool and our chemicals were stored in the end of the building, accessible only by an outside door. The door faced a picnic table under some trees, which was a hangout for teens. We had a regular female patron who was incredibly hot in her bikini who hung out there alot, so I spent a lot of time in that room, door propped slightly open, wanking to this hottie. Well one day another male staff member came looking for me, and since he approached from the hinged side of the door I couldn't see him coming. Imagine my surprise when he opened the door and I was standing there fully erect. I quickly shoved myself back into my bathing suit and mumbled something about a bee getting inside of them and stinging me! (made absolutely no logical sense at all, but I just felt I had to say something, although as a guy he might have been cool with me just telling the truth)
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Postby dicklion » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:40 pm

Depends on who interrupts- but usually just laugh it off or continue an blow the load with audience :D
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