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Postby jennybi » Sun Oct 07, 2007 1:02 am

fingers
handles of hairbrush
cucumbers
bananas
carrots
phones
bottles
stick shift in my car
tv remote
broomstick handle
candles
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Postby nighttrain » Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:21 am

well...there was the time I fell off the bed and landed on the shitzu, but...oh, never mind.
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Postby wifesthongthief » Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:46 am

sharpie
finger
magic marker
candle
finger
wifes finger
wifes tongue
wifes toy

I am sure there are more, I just can't remember right now, and I am sure there are more to come!
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Postby Alan » Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:24 am

nighttrain wrote:well...there was the time I fell off the bed and landed on the shitzu, but...oh, never mind.



That is funny stuff!
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Postby Tazz41 » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:15 am

Cigar tube
Several different silicone butt plugs
Electric tooth brush handle
Smooth screw driver handle
Vibrator
finger
A few other things I cant remember.
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Postby BeautifulAgony0 » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:48 am

fingers
vibrators
marker
sharpie
hair brush
pen
ice cube
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Postby BeautifulAgony0 » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:05 pm

i tried a water/coke bottle but, it didn't work.

i've also used part of a stuffed animal-- there ear, arm, or leg lol
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Postby BigBob » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:21 pm

BeautifulAgony0 wrote:i tried a water/coke bottle but, it didn't work.

i've also used part of a stuffed animal-- there ear, arm, or leg lol


Mmmm, that made me think of this video:

http://www.youporn(dot)com:80/watch/25389
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Postby BeautifulAgony0 » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:26 pm

lol.... what i did was actually use the ear, arm or leg and rubbed it against my clit.
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Postby baysailor » Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:25 am

finger
umbrella handle
candle
plastic worm
paper towel holder -favorite
brass clothes hook
shower hose
various fruits and veggies
dildo
plastic handle of a large spoon
marker
beer bottle neck
hot dog
warm cock
screw driver handle
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Postby nighttrain » Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:10 am

Alan wrote:
nighttrain wrote:well...there was the time I fell off the bed and landed on the shitzu, but...oh, never mind.



That is funny stuff!


Thank you, Alan...one should never underestimate the value of a cheap laugh!
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Postby lykope » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:22 am

Fingers
Rabbit Vibrator
Electric toothbrush handle
Ice cubes
Conner MacLaud katana sword handle
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Postby BeautifulAgony0 » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:04 pm

ive used ice cubes. but, they just got me too cold haha
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Postby Kevin_1 » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:43 pm

fingers
butt plugs
dildo
Man who walks through airport sideways is going to Bangkok
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Postby rema » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:39 pm

I love to fuck my asshole-much more than my pussy, and I've found that a shampoo bottle is perfect. I mean the largest bottle you can get. It's tricky to do. You stretch the hole all you can, then lube the bottle and put the bottle right against your hole and lean back in the bathtub. The feeling is amazing. I've left it in for an hour and my ass was so open.
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