Fake Sperm

[footman]

Anybody ever made their own homemade (fake) sperm?

Being the self-eroticist that I am, I'm interested in possibly playing around with some and I thought that making a decent amount of fake sperm would be easier and faster than saving up my own.

I did find a few "recipes" on the net:
-Egg whites and confectionary sugar
-Liquid starch
-Coconut juice (plus some type of thickener I would imagine)

Anybody else have one they've tried?

[fredbird]

Why when I can make my own

[SAVANNAH]

OK I give. Exactly what type of "playing around" do you mean. Should I assume that since you are intrested in the "fake" variety that something is lacking with the real stuff.?

Will you consider it a fake ejaculation while you are making it and will you start calling the kitchen your fake testicles since that is where the stuff will come from?

Am I crazy or is it a lunatic your looking for? This whole conversation is bordering on the absurd. I could keep this up for a while but I don't believe in piling on or on running up the score.

So footman the ball or balls are in your court now.

[footman]

Though I knew I was opening myself up to possible ridicule, I was simply interested in finding out if anyone ever did this. IMHO participating in any forum is a chance to both discover new ideas as well as share them. In some cases, probably like this one, sharing an idea or experience is a way to get other's opinions in order to judge your own uniqueness- and I was willing to take "whatever came back".

Letr me explain my use of it first. As I've shared in other posts, though I consider myself straight and could never actually do anything like this, over the last several years I've found myself fantasizing about a scenario that involves both homosexuality and masochism. My favorite place to masturbate is in the shower. I began fantasizing that I was in prison and that while in the prison shower, other prisoners were forcing me to masturbate myself for their pleasure or that several men would gather around me, putting their hands all over me while one of them jerked me off. My mind carried it a step farther recently in imaginging that one or several of them had saved up their sperm and they would make me cover myself with it as I masturbated.

I'm 49 and have had a vasectomy, so my volume is not what it used to be. In order to have a sufficient volume, I became ineterested in artificial sperm.

I experimented with the only things I had in the house, and quickly discovered that plain 'ole egg whites and a little milk comes incredibly close to the look and feel of real ejaculate. It's slippery, somewhat gooey, and is sticky when it dries. (I was very pleasantly surprised that I found it as slippery as most lubes I've ever used)

So that's the why and how of it. If you consider it absurd or gross that's perfectly fine, I understand. I don't always understand my own sexual interests, I only know that I enjoy them immensely.

[Doma]

Whatever rocks your boat man lol... the important thing is you enjoy it.

I personally don't understand what is so "hot" about it but that doesn't matter does it.