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Postby BigBob » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:30 pm

jocelyn.secret wrote:
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jocelyn.secret wrote:In a chairlift going to a sky slope.


Now THAT'S a great reason to go skiing, might get to watch Jocelyn ;)


There's a lot of lifts in Les Trois Vallee. Only a couple of months and I might see you there ;)


Mmmmm, no that's an intriguing proposition. Dang, look what thinking about it has done to me. And I'm at work!!!
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Postby jocelyn.secret » Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:35 am

BigBob wrote:
jocelyn.secret wrote:
BigBob wrote:
jocelyn.secret wrote:In a chairlift going to a sky slope.


Now THAT'S a great reason to go skiing, might get to watch Jocelyn ;)


There's a lot of lifts in Les Trois Vallee. Only a couple of months and I might see you there ;)


Mmmmm, no that's an intriguing proposition. Dang, look what thinking about it has done to me. And I'm at work!!!


Of course all those layers of skiwear makes things that much more difficult - or should that be more interesting?
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Postby BigBob » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:32 am

MUCH more interesting, mmmmmmm
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Postby footman » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:56 pm

Mostly outdoor, and actually underwater, settings for me:

In the ocean water in Bermuda (while in neck deep water I came while a beautiful, tan, bikini-clad woman was floating, tummy up, on a raft just a few feet away from me.

In our community pool (it gets virtually no use at all, so i figured I'd be safe and did this a few times. I'd take a hose from the deck, hop into the water and after removing my swim suit, lean back into a corner of the pool, aiming the hose stream onto my cock. The water stream was very strong, and cool compared to the warm pool water and felt awesome. Becuase I was alone, the water was perfectly still and I could watch the water flagellate my hard cock until I came- the stream of water quickly carrying away the streams of cum. Had some incredible climaxes that way.
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Postby Ready_Lube » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:16 pm

I have never tried the underwater j/o before. Sounds like I need to try it soon!
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Postby footman » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:03 pm

I have never tried the underwater j/o before. Sounds like I need to try it soon!
It is fun. The only thing that slows me down is the water temp, if it's too cold it's more of challenge or sometimes not possible to cum. I did a little stroking while at the beach about a onth ago. It was a perfect setting: very few people around (but most of the girls in bikinis), the water was like bath water (incredibly warm) and the sand dropped off fairly quickly once you entered the water, but stayed about chest high a long way out. So you could stay close to shore and watch the girls sunning or walking on the beach, or get close to girls in the water.
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Postby jennybi » Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:21 am

restrooms, fitting rooms, library, my car, the woods. usually wherever inspiration strikes lol
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Postby Cordwainer » Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:35 am

No place too weird--a deserted beach, up in the rocks while watching the ocean.
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Postby Crazedwanker » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:12 am

wierdest place i almost masturbated was out in woods i was camping and i took my bike down this path because i was horny and just as i stoped to pull it out and wank i seen a couple walking down the path and it tottaly turned me off so i just went back to the campground
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Postby eagleday » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:06 pm

OK let's check my list. I don't think it's weird enough though... But it's quite daring...

1. My terrace at night. The real challenge is, we live right behind a low-security military office, and its steel fence is not high. And I jack off while facing their kitchen which is always occupied at night.
2. An empty soccer field, again at night. It's quite remote though.
3. A small patch of unkept garden behind my neighbours' backyard at night. Well, again, the fence is not high (actually it's quite open) so I just stepped in, get naked and masturbate.
4. Office toilet.
5. My friend's dormitory. He was asleep and I saw porn on his PC and then I went off.
6. My girlfriend's home. Her mom and sis had gone to sleep and she jacked me off while I jilled her.

Where i want to try:
1. Worship places (other than mine)
2. Car
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Postby Philthy » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:23 pm

Mine would be in a cubicle in the toilets at work. Received a dirty text message and just had to knock one out.
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Postby happystroker » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:25 pm

Cordwainer wrote:No place too weird--a deserted beach, up in the rocks while watching the ocean.


Doesn't sound weird, sounds lovely! :D
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Postby happystroker » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:47 pm

Well, let's see.....

I once stayed at a nunnery, and woke up with a hard-on. I figured it was a gift from god to enjoy, and there weren't any rules posted.....

My buddy and I, when we were early teens, had a hiding place in the bushes along a path to our middle school. We'd crawl in there, and watch the older girls going to school. From one place we could even catch a flash of panties if they walked by just right.

When I traveled to Europe...in airplanes, buses, trains, stations.

Hitch-hiking in Italy with a couple in the front seat, she with a very sexy bouncing tit, almost ready to pop out of her dress, making me hard. She glanced back, noticed me watching, and turned a little toward me--a couple of minutes later my underpants were wet and sticky.

During a rehearsal for little theater, I discovered why the director sat alone at the back--he was wanking. We jacked off together while he shouted directions and suggestions. The play was a success!

Sitting on a bench at a mall early in the morning watching the housewives go in and out of Victoria's Secret.

In a vineyard, next to a highway, my girlfriend and I were covered by the vines, watching tourists look at us.

Skinny-dipping in a lake with a friend and his g.f., while they were kissing in shallow water, with an audience on the shore.

While inspecting a vacant house, I saw a man across the way come into his living room stark naked stroking his cock and looking at the view. I watched in fascination, and jacked off after he was done. I came back the next day at the same time, and sure enough, he got home from work and wanked, and this time I did at the same time. I returned several times, when I could. One day he saw me wanking and watching, and shrunk from view fast. He came back a little later and wanked facing me. I was too shy to figure out his address and knock on the door, though.

...I'm sure I'll remember more later.
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Postby Bellend » Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:22 am

most of mine have been in pseudo-public places..... i like the thought of being caught, but dont really want it to happen.

ive jerked off in
public toilets, male and female
changing rooms
woods and parks
in a bus shelter in a small towns main road (at about 3am)
in my car
on a almost deserted train
at a beach, both in and out of the water (you can get kind of close to some hot girls without them knowing what your doing in the water)

probably a few others
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Postby gpmgsf » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:46 am

I have wanked off all over the place. When I get hard I will wank off if it is safe to do so.

Public toilets, in the stalls as well as the cubicles.
Public footpaths, do so regularly weather permitting.
Back garden, did that this morning again.
In my car
On a bus, (got to be careful on that one now, because the majority of them where I live have got CCTV fitted!)
At work
Female changing room in one of the local hospitals
Medical room at my old senior school, with a female friend who also played with herself at the same time

Loads more other places. Like I said before, if I am feeling horny and have got a hard on I will usually wank off!
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