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okay...what was your craziest new years eve ever?

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okay...what was your craziest new years eve ever?

Postby sexylexi » Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:49 pm

Lets get some posts so I know what I am competing against....
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Postby Rhino » Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:55 am

Crazy as in sanity:
15 years old & me & a crew of us drank massive quantities of tequila & went skiing until we no longer had functioning motor skills. Worst hangover i've ever had. :oops:

Crazy as in sex:
y2k eve & my eventual fiance, now ex-f. shows up on my doorstep at 11:00 wearing a long coat, under it she's dressed in a teddy,garters, & thigh highs...no panties...we fuck ourselves senseless right past midnight into the wee hours of 2000. God whatta night. :twisted:
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Postby ilovetojilloff » Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:19 am

Last year i spent most of the day masturbating. For some reason it feels nice to get off while it becomes a new year.
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Postby lubed_left_hand » Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:34 pm

It's been several days since I've stroked. Tried traveling during the holidays and it really turned to be a nightmare. I really, REALLY need to get off sometime today. I'll be on sometime this afternoon. Some of you girls here know where to find me and my webcam... :wink:
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NYE in Key West....

Postby sexylexi » Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:14 pm

I was with my best friend and a group of her friends heading to a hotel room in Key West. I was 22 and looking for a new Years to remember. I got to the room and it was packed with others - we were all crashing to save $$. There was one guy that was so hot but didnt even look at me...We all started drinking and it was getting fun. Never learned that guys name but it didnt matter - we were out to party...I put on this cute black spandex mini dress with a big satin red heart in the center and off we went to party downtown.

I was wasted and separated from my friends and made it back to the hotel by3pm. It was pitch black in there but i found my spot on the floor to sleep. All of a sudden, that hottie was next to me under the blanket...we started making out and soon in the room full of people, I was giving him a hot blow job....I swallowed all that yummy juice and he slipped away.

I never got his name but i certainly wasnt thirsty!
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Postby ovenmitt » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:16 am

not new years eve but this new years day the girl i'd been sorta seeing i was at her place woke up with serious case of morning wood we cuddled a little haha and she starts groping around and pulls out my hard on and takes care of it for me with a few strokes shot my load all over her sheets and stomach haha
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Postby Tazz41 » Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:07 pm

A few years ago, I was at a party with wife, I was doing jello shots until the ball dropped, so
as expected I was really polluted and she drove us home. Well we were both horny and so at about 2am we were gettin busy, but I was having performance problems, considering I was having trouble with the room spinning. After she came, She jerked me for awhile until finally
I was able to cum. The funny thing is about 4am I woke up to use the bathroom. I didnt feel drunk anymore, but just as i flushed, I started getting tunnel vision and ended up passing out naked on the floor of the bathroom. Luckily a pile of towels on the floor cushioned my fall. Dont know how long I layed there before regaining consciencness, but that ended my jello shot fetish.
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