I masturbate to you!

[Grinch]

I tell people about shit like this all the time. I'm kind of outspoken, and VERY brash, I have been told girls have a regular system of what needs to be said before they start getting offended, and they've had to invent a completely new one for me, because as one girl put it"You're the king of saying fucked up shit." This does not make me an asshole however, as when I say REALLY fucked up shit it's a joke, otherwise they know I'm just being honest and telling them what most people have a hard time saying.

In fact, I have a lot of friends who actually enjoy this blunt honesty. As soon as they get over the fact that I will say what everyone else doesn't, and I'm not an asshole they like me.

My point after all this rambling is fess up. It's not a big deal, we all do it, usually it's just in our heads rather than on our computer or on a piece of paper.

I would just say "Yeah I think your beautiful. Why wouldn't I do that?"

Although you've already lied about it, so stick to that otherwise people will think your full of shit. But if it happens again, don't be embarassed. The truth shall set you free, son.

I wish you the best of luck with how ti plays out.

[happystroker]

Exactly my sentiments. It doesn't matter how ugly she is, however it would be much more of a turn-on if she was hot.

Actually, it turns me on even more when "ugly" girls are hot for me. I've always been popular and kind of prominent, and also something about me seems to make it safe for "plain" or "ugly" girls to tell me they have a crush or something. This actually gives me a BIG boner!

[happystroker]

I've never been able to tell who's into masturbating and who isn't, and I've been surprised many times. Some girls I thought were really cool with it were really offended when I even mentioned the word. Others I thought were prim and proper have been really open and sexy. So I'm now ALWAYS very careful who I tell, and put out a lot of very safe hints first.

One good way is the hypothetical situation, like, "Me and Randy were talking last night about what people would say if [somebody famous] talked about masturbating on TV. What would you think?". Then, depending on how they respond, you can take it from there...

[Doma]

lol thanks for that happy stroker!!

Although could you please explain to me what you mean when you say it turns you on if they were ugly girls who told you.

[happystroker]

lol thanks for that happy stroker!!

Although could you please explain to me what you mean when you say it turns you on if they were ugly girls who told you.

The idea that plain or "ugly" girls want me is a big turn-on. I get really hard thinking about it. Maybe the first girl was in my photography class in high school. She was always smiling and talking to me, and started brushing up against me. She was a little overweight, had acne, brown frizzy hair and hairy arms. She was kinda clumsy, not graceful. I began to jo on her.

One day she pulled me into the film developing room, and kissed me...tongued me for a long time. We kissed more and she put my hand on her breasts. They were pretty big, but small for her frame and body. We got scared and left, but went there again, after school, and this time she put her hand down my pants and rubbed me until I came.

She was from a completely different clique, and there was no way I was going to date her, but she wanted me to come to her house after school. Her parents worked, and she got me in her bedroom and stripped down to her underwear and went down on me. She was young, but had stretch marks, and hair beyond her panties. I took off her bra, and her nipples were huge and very rough.

When I was super-excited, she pulled me onto her on the bed and I pulled down her panties. I'd never felt fleshy thighs before, or seen so much hair on a woman. And she was WAY wetter than my gf ever was. I slipped inside and kissed her. She had gum in her mouth, and kind of bad breath. After I fucked her, she wanted to lick my cock and 69. She was very fragrant, and tasted really good; her pussy was messy and broad and kind of gross. I came again pretty quick.

We'd see each other at school and just talk a little, but we had sex whenever we could. I didn't have much else to do with her, but I got hard all the time thinking about her, about how her breath smelled of gum. I had a pretty steady girlfriend, tall and blond, but this girl was way hotter, and she knew that I would always come when she wanted....