Anyone humped an inanimate object in the presence of their wife or girlfriend?
My recent experience was to use a duvet which I helped my wife take off the bed and rolled it up to be packed away until the summer. Having rolled it quite tightly and with it lying on the bed at cock level it looked like an inviting place to try sticking my cock into. I was already fairly horny and my wife is used to me masturbating in her presence so before she could get the duvet packed away I took out my cock and pushed it into the end of the roll. Her initial surprise soon turned to great interest as I began humping the duvet as if it was her. It felt really good, tight but soft. It didn`t take long for me to cum inside it. At first my wife didn`t believe that I had actually been able to cum this way until I withdrew my cock which was still dripping cum and I also opened the duvet out to reveal a large wet sicky patch.
Unconventional, but fun.