Masterbating at work

[lou50]

just ran across this thread and couldn't pass by without a comment.

I just recently was able to begin semi-retirement after years of working in the construction industry. All my wifes idea, I might add. I am now a stay at home dad of a 7 year old. I babysit my 3 grand children while my daughters work.

I never had an office job, I worked in the home building trade. There were always places to masturbate while on the job, and believe me, I found quite a few. My last job as a framing carpenter, I had the pleasure of working with this college student during summer break. She was going to school for a degree in construction management, and was getting hands on training during the summer. I would get all horned up just watching her work, and looked forward to lunch when I could sneak off and jerkoff.

although we never did anything, I'm sure she knew what was up and used to talk about how she couldn't wait to go home weekends to be with her b/f. she would tell of some of their sex play, what she liked or didn't like. Just to tease me I guess.

anyways, now that I work out of my house,I have all the time in the world to masturbate at work.

[voluptuousbabs]

OMG, hannay2, you've definitely given me some excellent ideas to work on the cute little student in our office!! You are like an ample breast afficionado!!!! *laughing* And you've given me some interesting ways to flirt with men!!! I'm going to make you my personal consultant on such things!! *laughing even harder*

And if I ever have a wardrobe problem, I'm going to make sure that I consult with you on it!!

Thanks, baby!! Big hugs and kisses, hannay2!!!

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[lou50]

sounds like your office going to be an interesting place to work here in the near future. The first thing to come to mind are "Jello Jigglers". does your office have security cams by any chance that you could send the feed over the internet...lol. wish I could be the fly on the wall!!!

Is your avatar a prelude of things to come?

[voluptuousbabs]

Haa!! Lou, my office IS an interesting place to work but I would never subject anyone to our management . . . absolutely horrible . . . there is no communication, no support of any of the employees and just wishy washy managing!!

Um, nope, no security cams in my office. Too bad because I think I could make a mint with the whole cam feed on the internet thing . . . excellent idea, Lou!! I've even thought of somehow taking my wet cam to work and turning it on but I don't think our IT department, or my boss, would be too amused at that . . . damn!!! *laughing*

My avatar seems to attract a lot of attention . . . *smile* . . . I've had more conversations start about that avatar than anything else! I have several different avatars that I like to rotate . . . perhaps I'll change my avatar to another shot of my "ta ta's"!! *laughing*

[cearul]

I used to work at a hotel. One day, I was really horny, so I went into the men's lockerroom (it was a 4star hotel, so there was a sauna, and everything). I walked over to where the urinals were, there was no one there, so I dropped my pants and whacked off. As I came I squirted my cum into the urinal. I have also masturbated in the sauna there, and gone skinny dipping in their pool. Surprisingly I was never caught.

[spanky]

I only jerked off at work when I was in high school. Now I surf porn sites at work without getting caught thanks to my wonderful Iphone.

[happystroker]

...I was home but had to call into work and talk with a particular woman .... I masturbated but never said anything about it on the phone or in person. I wonder if she had any idea? Either way, it was exciting to me.
Joe

I often imagine a sexy girl at work, Cynthia, when I'm masturbating. She's very cute, and a bit of a tease with me when we're alone in the office. When it's very hot, she'll even take off her bra (she has little Asian tits), a few times when her blouse has been a little transparent, enough so I can see the dark circles of her areoles. Sometimes I get pretty frisky, and often jo after she's left the office.

One night I was into a total masturbation session---buck naked, edging, chatting, precum dripping like a leaky faucet--when the phone rang. It was Cynthia, asking if she could stay at her bf's and come in late--he was leaving for the Middle East. She sounded totally sexy on the phone, both because he was probably sucking on her tits while she talked, and because she was asking a real, "pretty please" favor.

I was looking at my stiff cock, listening to her voice, and this huge rush came over me when I realized, wow, if she could see me now!!!...and, gulp, I bet she can tell from MY voice what I'm doing!!

I got REALLY stiff then. She told me a few things for me to do, and I listened and stroked and said "yeah" now and then. When she finished, she said, "You sound really different, really sweet!" I was taken by surprise and said something about being ready for bed.

She said, "I'm ready too!" and laughed really hard!

I jacked of three times that night thinking about her fucking her boyfriend! She didn't come to work the next day at all, and the next day she thanked me, and with a smile and a wink said she had a great goodbye. Then she said, "Did you have a nice night, too?"

I stumbled again, and turned red. "Yes, I did."

What it's been like since then I'll save for another post....

[suesue]

I got to get my own office a few months ago. It has a solid wood door but a window that looks out on other girls desks. I had my first jill about a week after moving in. It beats going to the restroom and I can make it last for ages. Just hope nobody comes in and notices the 'female' aroma.

[voluptuousbabs]

I'm so envious that you have a door on your office !!! I mean, during the day there's usually nobody in my general vicinity so I can pretty much play around quietly and not have to worry too much about someone seeing . . . unless they walk by, of course . . . but still, I just have this dinky little cubicle . . . *sigh* . . . oh well . . . guess I should be glad that I even have a cubicle!! *laughing*

[ryanguy]

:shock: I'm so envious that you have a door on your office !!! I mean, during the day there's usually nobody in my general vicinity so I can pretty much play around quietly and not have to worry too much about someone seeing . . . unless they walk by, of course . . . but still, I just have this dinky little cubicle . . . *sigh* . . . oh well . . . guess I should be glad that I even have a cubicle!! *laughing*

If you want you can use my office. Its nice and big and a has door and everything! The only catch is that I get to watch lol!

[suesue]

:shock: I'm so envious that you have a door on your office !!! I mean, during the day there's usually nobody in my general vicinity so I can pretty much play around quietly and not have to worry too much about someone seeing . . . unless they walk by, of course . . . but still, I just have this dinky little cubicle . . . *sigh* . . . oh well . . . guess I should be glad that I even have a cubicle!! *laughing*

If you were near my office I would leave the door wide open and ask you to pop your boobs out as I jilled. Or maybe shut the door and have us both get naked. Mmmmm

[voluptuousbabs]

To Ryanguy -- Thanks for the offer, sweetie! And if I could, I would certainly take you up on that offer . . . *sexy smile*!!!

To Suesue -- Hmmmmm . . . I know I'm straight but that is the sweetest offer!!! *laughing* I'd pop the girls out for you, sweetie, and let you stare at them while you enjoyed yourself . . . *smile* . . . I'm kind of a voyeur, myself, so I'm pretty much interested when anyone is masturbating (like to watch technique and get ideas for myself) . . . as for the both of us getting naked . . . well, I guess I'd try anything once . . . heck, why not!! *laughing* Thanks, Suesue!!

[suesue]

To Suesue -- Hmmmmm . . . I know I'm straight but that is the sweetest offer!!! *laughing* I'd pop the girls out for you, sweetie, and let you stare at them while you enjoyed yourself . . . *smile* . . . I'm kind of a voyeur, myself, so I'm pretty much interested when anyone is masturbating (like to watch technique and get ideas for myself) . . . as for the both of us getting naked . . . well, I guess I'd try anything once . . . heck, why not!! *laughing* Thanks, Suesue!!

Mmmmm You only live once. Every girl should try a bit of f/f loving now and again. Those boobs Mmmmmmm well a girl can get wet just thinking about being breast fed.

[happystroker]

this is a delightful conversation Babs, and I'll just break in here for a moment to talk about masturbating in my early work.

My first job, I guess was delivering newspapers and, yes, I masturbated at my first job, especially if the papers were late arriving (what's a boy to do at 5 am with nothing to do?).

I had a job as a busboy in a restaurant/inn and, well, I guess I masturbated there a WHOLE lot.

Hmmm, I worked out in fields one summer, and, wouldn't you know, I jacked off a few times then, too. Is there a pattern here?

One summer I worked in a factory on the night shift, next to a nice Latina. We struck up a conversation and after a few nights it turned to sex. She'd never had sex with her husband other than in bed, with him on top. I kidded her and gave her a few suggestions. She came back the next night blushing. She told me a WHOLE lot. (I didn't jack off--couldn't--but sure wanted to and definitely did when I got home). That went on for six weeks...a little private tutoring, and man did I ever love checking the homework!

One summer in college, I managed some apartments, and as I understood it, my job was to stay at home masturbating and occasionally put it back in my pants to answer the door. So, guess that's another job.

Christmas at Macy's? Yep, there too! Often in the toilet, and twice behind the counter, which faced out on women's nightclothes, I mean, how could I resist watching the women check out a new nightie??

Well, I guess I don't have much control....and that's not even my REAL jobs!

[voluptuousbabs]

Suesue -- *smile* "Every girl should try a bit of f/f loving now and again." I'll have to consider that, suesue . . . hmmmmmm . . . *pondering the idea and scratching my chin thoughtfully* . . . "Those boobs Mmmmmmm well a girl can get wet just thinking about being breast fed." *blush* Thanks so much for the compliment, sweetie!!

Happystroker -- Dude, you rock!! How many jobs have you had!?? *laughing* I've been at my job for about 21 years now . . . I used to work for a temp agency, though . . . so I've got a lot of experience jilling in an office environment . . . ahhh, those were the days . . . usually, the jobs were filing jobs and I was stuck in some company's musty and moldy old file room . . . but I had my little radio and I was always free to masturbate pretty much all the time because I was left to my own devises . . . before that, when I was just out of college and a blushing young 20 year old, I took a babysitting job for one summer . . . that was a little interesting, trying to fit my "playtime" inbetween taking care of two rowdy 2 year olds . . . *laughing* . . . but I learned to think fast and take it where I could get it!! *wink wink* Anyway, my hat is tipped to you, happystroker . . . variety is the spice of life!! xoxoxox