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Postby ilovetojilloff » Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:23 pm

SoloTouchEmily wrote:Ok, this is for everyone...TRUTH!

Is there a particular single post at MP that you keep going back to to help get you off?



I like going back and reading the Masturbating now posts and I must say I also read your post and they help me get off as well.
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Postby SoloTouchEmily » Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:30 pm

I really like the "Masturbation in Public" thread. Or the one where people talk about getting off in hotels!


Ok, someone else's turn to Truth or Dare us!
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Postby cearul » Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:47 am

I'll play
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Postby Alan » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:22 am

TRUTH.....

What is the most embarassing thing that has happened to you while having sex?

I guess I should go first......

Several years ago, my gf was giving me head and just when I started to cum.....; I farted. Although it was an accident, it was one of my more embarassing moments.

Next........
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truth or dare

Postby jerkingjack » Sun Apr 13, 2008 7:06 am

I enjoy the videos best. Ok so, have you ever been caught masturbating?
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Postby Private Donut » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:05 am

My most embarrassing moment from Jacking off (I'm still a virgin) was having my roommate walk in on me with 2 friends with him, one guy and one girl. Fortunately, when I masturbat during the day, I just lay on a bed with my clothes on and rub the connection between my scrotum and my shaft until I cum in my underwear. Its clean, and I can usually get off within 30-45 seconds, if I so choose.

Another equally frightening moment: I was borrowing my mom's vibrator while she was at my brother's baseball game. I was pounding my ass when I hear the house shake from the front door being opened. With vibe still in my ass, I ran down the hall and shut the door. After I cleaned it off, I had to wait for my mom to go grab the mail before I slipped it back into her underwear drawer. I checked the next day and smelled her juices on it, so I know she used it that night. I got off on that for a while.
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Re: truth or dare

Postby Alan » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:15 am

Ok so, have you ever been caught masturbating?[/quote]


I was home alone (or so I thought) and in my bedroom with my door shut, pants around my ankles, watching porn while I jerked off like crazy. I had no idea that my gf was also home until she opened the bedroom door and caught me jerking hard and fast. Her only response was "oh....sorry", and she left the room shutting the door behind her.
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Postby cearul » Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:27 pm

I'm also still a virgin, but I have to agree with Alan. I was getting a bj from a girl and farted in the middle of it...very embarrassing :( And to answer the previous question, I really appreciate the pictures you girls put on the forum of yourselves
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Postby jaybeater » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:13 am

I'll play!

I like reading the stories about masturbating in public.
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Postby ilovetojilloff » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:42 pm

I haven't had any embarassing moments during sex. But I do have one about masturbating.

I was house sitting for my grandparents like a year ago and it was a warm day out so I decided to go out on there porch and just tan. Well after sitting out there for like an hour I got bored and my mind started drifting towards sexual thoughts. Then my hand when in my bikini bottoms. I must have been doing it for a while because when I look up I saw my cousin standing there. She came over to see if I wanted to hang out and maybe go to a movie. I was embarssed. But she said it was fine and that she has done it before just not outside at our grandparents house.
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Postby footage » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:41 pm

i like the caught by family one or peeping on people thread. I do occasionally go back to the maturbating in public tread
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Postby footage » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:45 pm

most embarrasing thing was I was attempting to have sex.( im a virgin considering I havent cum with a girl and do mostly foreplay) with this girl at the park one night and a car pulled up. I havent official been caught masturbating but my mom was in her fix up the house thing. So she came in my room with a laundry basket she had bought for me and my brothers when I was jerking off so I pulled up my boxer quit and the screen was in the way too. If there is one thing I want to hear about is girls or women with vibrators in the house. I dont know about the sticking it in your ass part but there is nothing like a woman getting herself off or the fact she doesnt want anyone to know but when the door closes its up to her. The gf thing isnt as interesting because she is getting off to you or just out or boredom. You know your girlfriend and most likely your having sex with her but some girl with random thoughts of dick is different. My mom doesnt have one but that never stopped me from looking.

Anyone ever ever seen the opposite sex getting themselves off especially if they dont are considered to be out there?
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Postby SoloTouchEmily » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:05 am

Ok, here's a dare only for the bravest: Take a photo of yourself masturbating in your favorite way!

If masturbating to porn is your favorite, show the porn in the background. If it's pillow humping, take a picture of that, if it's in the kitchen or in a hotel or with your favorite dildo, photograph that!

Fapomatic.com is a good place to host pictures if that helps.

GO!
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Postby lubed_left_hand » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:06 am

Can't say I've got an embarrassing moment, but I know my ex sure does. We were in a parking lot and she was going down on me sucking my cock...I was pretty far gone...when a guy knocks on the window asking if I can spare a few bucks. I cracked the window to tell him no, and as he walked away he smiled and gave me a thumbs up.
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Postby hannay2 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:31 am

Well Emily, there is this one girl whose pictures always get me stiffening and needing to free my cock completely and work it nice and hard like this from right here just now, masturbating looking at her delicious wet slippery pussy and imagining my fingers tracing their way through her glistening moistness, or imagining my hands fondling her round full tits and enjoying how she loves having her stiff perky nipples teased and squeezed and twisted just perfectly and played with to elicit those very special little gasps and moans ... perhaps you know her? :)

... and she's guaranteed always to have me cumming ... pity I can't cum over the real thing though ...

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