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Postby C5 » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:15 pm

Wow, so if she knew the guy she might be ok with it? She sounds really cool! Did she know people were going by and looking when you were going at it in the tent?
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Postby TheMature1 » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:12 am

OK, I lied (see previous post). :wink:

It isn't a short ride. Well, it is a short ride, but long enough to cum. <heh-heh> As I found out this morning. :lol:
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Postby Alan » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:11 am

Probably jerking off in a private booth while viewing a nude dancer. I have only done this a few times (Vegas), but it is rather exciting having a woman bend over and spread her ass and pussy open for you while you jack off (spending only about $20).
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Postby Alan » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:17 am

Update;

Last week I was buttfucking my new girl friend (in the doggy style position) while she masturbated her clit with a vibrator. Every time I pushed my cock all the way up her ass, my balls were pressing directly against her vibrator. It was perhaps the most intense feeling I have ever experienced.

I have masturbated while pressing a vibrator against my dick and balls (and my ass; but that is a story for another day); the feeling is very sensual and erotic. Now....

Imagine having a vibrator against your balls while your cock is all the way up your woman's ass!
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Postby tony_108 » Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:00 am

My gf sits on my face and spanks my balls while verbally abusing me.
we both want to try strapon play soon though.
18yo male bisexual switch.
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Postby longsword » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:04 am

my gf and I went hiking this weekend and there were a lots a trees with holes in them. she got this wild idea to want to watch me fuck a tree. we found a hole one about waist high that my cock would fit into. I dropped my shorts an she got me rock hard and then guided my dick into the hole and I started humping the tree. when I was about to cum, she grabbed my cock and jacked me off. i don't know how to post pics here but she took some pics of me doing it.
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Sounds like Johnny Appleseed

Postby dicklion » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:15 pm

Way to fertilize the trees/

Gives new meaning to TreeHugger
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Postby longsword » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:48 am

my gf and I finally figured out how to post pics on this site but don't know if its ok to post a tree pic here or in the pic forum :?:
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Postby Weird Al » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:38 pm

Used to have the horniest of girlfriends back in the day. Every time we got together, we fucked. And fucked . And Fucked.
One evening she invited me to her parents house so to make me dinner. A wonderful meal.
She go horny as usual and wanted to screw on her parents bed. She had this hyper active Boston Terrier, and he decided to watch as I banged his mistress.
She wasn't on the pill so I used a rubber. Usually we would forgo the rubber cause she said she had her "cycle' down. Anyway, the long deep hard strokes worked the rubber off so when I pulled out, not sheath.
Could find the "Johnny" anywhere on the bed, floor, anyplace. I said it could only be one place and pointed to her snatch. She said "no, can't be there".
Later after I left it must of fell out and she put it in the waste basket.
Next day, that hyper active Boston retrieved it out of the basket and proceeded to parade around to her parents with a cum filled rubber in his mouth.
Needless to say I was Persona Non-Grata at her parents house after that, but we still banged away for 6 months after that.
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Postby masterbaiter » Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:29 pm

3some...i actually had a 3some with my first wife. and a best girlfriend of hers. this was before
my first wife and i got married. well you guys can figure the rest out :D :wink:
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yes that's my penis.
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Postby andiwinters » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:01 pm

I think the two wildest things I've done were to be fingered in an alleyway with a group of people only about 5-10m away. My dress was unbuttoned the whole way but I had my back to them so they couldn't see me.

The other things would be having sex on my housemate's bed while she was downstairs and then my bf used her dildo on me - we left it covered in our cum and listened to her use it that night.
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wildest time

Postby Simon » Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:25 am

I was fifteen, and went with my sister BF to get some weed. He went up stairs, and smoked some opium. This guy asked me if I had ever try MDMA. I said no, so I tried it. After a few minutes I found myself getting hornier and hornier. Then this guy came up and asked to look at my belt buckle, and I had a raging hard on. As he looked at it closer and closer, I noticed he was lightly running his wrist back and forth on my cock. He had a raging hard on. He whispered that if I wanted to, he would give me a blow job. I told him that I would really rather have him fuck me. It was then that I noticed that it was just guys in the house. He told me there was a room we could use. we went in, but I left the door open. He lubbed up his penis, and I lubbed my rectum. I slid his penis in all the way in on my firsst stroke. By that time I had been having intercourse with my friend who has the perfect cock for me, 9" long, and his big purple head is 3" across for over a year. And he pumps 3 tablespoon loads.

He came in me, and the door was packed with guys watching. I asked this skinny dude with a big bulge if he want to fuck me too. SO he stripped and he came in under a minute. I was sucking and fucking for five hours. 13 in my rectum, 8 in my mouth.

The next time was when my girl friend's mother came to stay for us a week. everyone else was gone and we were having some drinks. she was sitting on the floor acrosss the room. I could look straight up the leg to her panties. She saw me staring at her and got up to the bathroom. She sat in the same spot like before, but no panties. She smiled, and spread her legs farther. She was wet and her lips peeled back . She said if I wanted to masterbate, to do it. I stood up and pulled my short and under ware off, and she slid out of her shorts. She had laid beck nd spread her leg and was already rubbing herself, when I started.

I sat down right between her legs. I started to cum and sprayed on her leg. She worked herself off in a couple minutes. We did that all week. it was great.
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Re: wildest time

Postby Calvin07 » Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:50 pm

Simon wrote:I was fifteen, and went with my sister BF to get some weed. He went up stairs, and smoked some opium. This guy asked me if I had ever try MDMA. I said no, so I tried it. After a few minutes I found myself getting hornier and hornier. Then this guy came up and asked to look at my belt buckle, and I had a raging hard on. As he looked at it closer and closer, I noticed he was lightly running his wrist back and forth on my cock. He had a raging hard on. He whispered that if I wanted to, he would give me a blow job. I told him that I would really rather have him fuck me. It was then that I noticed that it was just guys in the house. He told me there was a room we could use. we went in, but I left the door open. He lubbed up his penis, and I lubbed my rectum. I slid his penis in all the way in on my firsst stroke. By that time I had been having intercourse with my friend who has the perfect cock for me, 9" long, and his big purple head is 3" across for over a year. And he pumps 3 tablespoon loads.

He came in me, and the door was packed with guys watching. I asked this skinny dude with a big bulge if he want to fuck me too. SO he stripped and he came in under a minute. I was sucking and fucking for five hours. 13 in my rectum, 8 in my mouth.

The next time was when my girl friend's mother came to stay for us a week. everyone else was gone and we were having some drinks. she was sitting on the floor acrosss the room. I could look straight up the leg to her panties. She saw me staring at her and got up to the bathroom. She sat in the same spot like before, but no panties. She smiled, and spread her legs farther. She was wet and her lips peeled back . She said if I wanted to masterbate, to do it. I stood up and pulled my short and under ware off, and she slid out of her shorts. She had laid beck nd spread her leg and was already rubbing herself, when I started.

I sat down right between her legs. I started to cum and sprayed on her leg. She worked herself off in a couple minutes. We did that all week. it was great.


very hot and super dirty...wow!
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Postby produde22 » Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:49 am

i got to know of this junior in school and i told him to meet up in the toliet
he did as he was told.

so i pushed him into a cubicle with me during one of the late afternoons..
he was shocked but i told him to relax i just wanted to check something.

i told him to strip but he was rather unwilling at first.
then i persuade him that i was just trying to check his dick whether it was the right size.
he stripped and i saw his dangling cock.

i didnt care then and just touched it, stroked it till it was erected.
then i sucked it hard and hard. i just told him to keep quiet.
after he cummed in my mouth and it ended.

he told me he liked it!
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Postby cumsocks » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:52 pm

SUMMER = THE BEACH. It's a crying shame more hot guys don't wear speedos, seems like around here's it's just the beer-bellied and 60+ crowd. It's like girls and bikinis... However, I know I don't rock the banana hammock is cos I'd really like to not show off the raging hard-on I get pretty quick when I'm laying in the sand (well, that and the beer-belly). Someone once suggested playing erotic asphixiation games via dunking heads under water, but I've always been too afraid of drowning to try that. Anyone here ever included that in their aquatic masturbation or tried it with a friend?

I love going to the lake during the summer. The swim-at-your-own-risk, no lifeguards to spy from tall chairs, beach by a lake. Usually what I'll do is I'll spend a bit of time lying out on a towel, scoping out the sights. Over the years I've learned most any tits in a bikini turn me on. I lie there and think about cumming between them, cumming on bikinis. I check out the guys, I guess I'm just a chest-man because one thing that makes me the horniest about guys on the beach is bare chests. Especially wet bare chests, nipples hard from the cold water. Before I know it, I'm hard thinking about how I'd like to suck them. That's when I go for a swim. I make sure to swim out far enough, away from people, and keep moving around enough so it doesn't look too obvious. That whole cold-causes-shrinkage thing usually kills my hard-on until I get used to the water. While I'm doing that, I slide my hand into my swimtrunks and start stroking. Obviously it's kind of hard to stroke too fast under water. I go nice and slow, sometimes I wrap the drawstring around my dick and just play with my balls. It feels so good to pull out of my swimtrunks and shake my cock against the resistance of the water. Once I'm hard again I swim a little. Probably my favorite kind of edging. The way the trunks cling to my hard cock when I swim sometimes makes me so horny I almost cum without touching myself. Every once in a while I stop, tread water, and stroke some more. Normally when I jerk off, I go to town on my entire cock--shaft and head. In the lake, when I'm ready to come, I usually blow my load all over the inside of my trunks as soon as my fingers touch the head of my cock.

A week or so ago I was at the lake. I jerked off in the water like that, edging for about two hours before I started to realize how prune-y I was getting. I let myself lose a bit of my arousal, and went back to the beach to chat up a couple girls who weren't too hard on the eyes. The sun started to go down, the friend she was there with had hooked up with another guy. The two of them had a pow-wow, and the friend ended up leaving with the other guy in his car. I tell you, I was still really horny from not cumming earlier. Plus the conversation I was having with this girl wasn't helping. We were talking tattoos and piercings, which started out with my ink, moved to hers, which then changed to a whisper, "I got my clit pierced, wanna see?" But anyway, watching them talk I wanted to 1) do both of them 2) watch them have hot lesbian sex on the beach towel under their feet, in a car, in my bed, ANYWHERE really 3) wanted to either fuck or get fucked by the guy the other girl was going off with because he wasn't bad-looking, either. The waistband of his trunks were pulled down about an inch below his tan line, making me want to lick along the circumference of his torso. I shamelessly glanced at his package and could tell he was 1) just as horny as me 2) pretty well-hung. I swear I saw him eyeing mine, but I can't be sure. Thinking about it now, I'm getting hard wondering if we couldn't have had a four-some.

So girl number 2 leaves with guy, and I'm left really wanting to see this girl's piercing. She says she's always wanted to have sex on the beach. I told her it's always struck me as overrated, a lot more sand gets...well, everywhere. She goes, "you wanna see it, right?" And of course I do, because I know we're going to do more than compare body art once we duck behind the boulders at the edge of the woods. Behind those boulders is the first place I ever had beach-sex, and I've jerked off while spying on a few other couples having sex back there. Once we're more or less out of sight from the rest of the beach and parking lot, she starts kissing me. I sit down on the ground, back against a boulder and she straddles my lap. We made out for what seemed like forever, although it was probably only five minutes. My cock was near-exploding and it took so much energy not to thrust my hips at hers. I started telling her how I'd been jerking off while swimming around on the lake. I told her how hard I was getting, meanwhile cupping both her breasts, still in her bikini top. We stood up again so she could take off my swimtrunks. Then I laid her down and began pressing my hard cock against the panties of her bathing suit, slowling rubbing the head of my erection against the fabric. I moaned everytime my throbbing cock slid over the clit-ring, and every time I moaned so did she. Girl could talk dirty, too. She said she keeps a vibrator in her car, usually masturbates 4 times a day. She said she wanted me to fuck her up the ass. She told me how good it felt when I sucked on the clit ring. I stopped everything for a second, seriously thinking about doing her in the ass. She started fingering herself, and as soon as she did it I knew I was done. I stradled her chest with my knees and stroked my cock while watching her face rather than her pussy. I came so hard all over her tits, all over her bikini top just like I'd been wanting to do. I pumped my fist until every last bit was on either skin or bikini. My fist kept moving, more kept spurting onto the flower print. Some got on her chin and she reached up with her free hand to wipe it off her and onto my chest. It took me a second to recover, and when I did, I saw she wasn't done. She kept fingering herself, actually begging me to lick my cum off her chest. There have been a few guys who have licked cum (theirs and mine) off my chest, and it makes me instantly hard again without fail. I've licked cum (mine and theirs) off other guys' chests, but never off a girl. Of course, I got rock hard again once I took off her bikini top and began running my tongue everywhere I did and didn't cum on. As soon as I sucked my cum off her nipples, my cock began to ache. She knew it from the gasp I made, and we started 69'ing. She hummed when she finally climaxed which is when I know I started oozing pre-cum. Her pussy bucked against my face, and I just kept sucking her clit-ring. The side-to-side tongue flicks she made across the head of my cock made me explode in her mouth, cumming just as hard as I did before.

We went back to my place and showered. Feeling her clit-ring against my cock without the bathing suit barrier was incredible. When she wrapped her legs around me, it was better than a blow-job with a tongue ring. We moved to the living room where I finished, fucking her up the ass while she rode the armrest of my couch--pressing her pussy against it and grinding hard. We slept for a couple hours, and then I drove her home. Two words regarding the ride: road head. I got more action in one day than I'd had in the last three months. I was thinking I might need to take the rest of the week off from masturbating. But then the next day I woke up with the morning wood brought on by dreaming about what might have been had the two of us joined her friend and that other guy for, uh, drinks.
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