List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/asshole

[Smartie]

Nothing new for you I'm afraid:

Vibrator.
Beads.
Carrot.
Banana.
Ice cubes.
Lotion bottle neck.
Q-tips.
Toothbrush handle.
Hairbrush handle.
Razor handle.
Marker.
Pen.

[fmyself]

mini basbeall bat - both ends
handle from a old style mop bucket
finger
vibrator
plunger handle
broom handle
screw driver handle
coat hook, small and smooth
ice cubes
make shift anal beads
hot dog
popicle
Hairbrush handle
i think thats it.. not sure, will think some more

[love2stroke]

I've just recently started playing around with anal. As a guy, I was always nervous about it, until I found out just how good it feels.

-screwdriver handle
-sharpie marker (uncapped end) (had 5 in at one time)
-pens
-fingers
-anal beads
-brush handle

it usually takes me a while to cum without anal penetration, but when I put something up there, it's fairly quick. And when I use something to actually fuck myself with (thrusting) it's usually under a minute before I orgasm. I haven't had the patience yet to just fuck myself without stroking off.

[SexxxyMinx]

- Fingers
- Penis
- Tampon
- Vibrator
- Dildo
- Hairbrush handle
- Candle
- A Highlighter/Marker
- A Sharpie/Marker
- Neck of a SoBe bottle
- The top of a shampoo bottle
- Wooden handle of a tennis ball "back massager"
- A string of pearls
- Hot Dog
- Cucumber
- Curved end of a yellow squash
- Banana
- Carrot
- Cylinder shaped plastic candy container
- "Ball" shaped end of my bedpost (mid-thigh high)

That's it I think.

[Ikop]

Fingers
Pen
Paintroller
Hairbrush handle
Top of a deoderand can
Top of a shampoo bottle

[footage]

ive tried pens batteries razor handle batteries (hard to push out) pens hairbrush which was 2 big for my ass and comb handle. I havent really tried much in my ass and when I did it wasnt often.

[hoodieninja]

I stuck a thing by Dove, a face cleanser, in my ass. It vibrated, and it felt great. I didn't stick it in all the way, I just let it sit in there, sometimes gently going back and forth. I've also stuck my finger in.

[AlansPhoto]

- Fingers
- Penis
- Tampon
- Vibrator
- Dildo
- Hairbrush handle
- Candle
- A Highlighter/Marker
- A Sharpie/Marker
- Neck of a SoBe bottle
- The top of a shampoo bottle
- Wooden handle of a tennis ball "back massager"
- A string of pearls
- Hot Dog
- Cucumber
- Curved end of a yellow squash
- Banana
- Carrot
- Cylinder shaped plastic candy container
- "Ball" shaped end of my bedpost (mid-thigh high)

That's it I think.

AWESOME

[cumsocks]

office supplies:
sharpies
broken plastic shell part of a stapler
the non-sharp end of a decorative custom-made letter opener
Hey, does the homemade cock ring (three-ring binder parts) count somehow for this thread?

body parts:
fingers
cock
tongue
toe (yeah, that one didn't work)

food:
hot dog
marshmellows
banana
carrot
I've stuck my cock in a variety of melons, a sock with some raw chicken in it

misc:
cell phone
balled-up latex gloves
ice cubes
I think they're called Tuber-zots. They're kind of bendy-foam kids toys. A chick I used to know bought some one time...
just about every tool in the hardware store that has a handle on it
broom/mop
candles
bottles
socks
flashlight
the non-tootbrush end of an electric toothbrush

[AlansPhoto]

Fingers
Hand
Vibrators (lots of different ones of all shapes and sizes)
Pretty much every root veg you can buy (loved one particularly nobbly potato)
Shampoo bottle (it was SO dildo shaped I am sure lots of women did with that brand)
Champagne (for my lover to drink, and the bubbles were very sexy)

This is HOT so very Sexy ANy More stuff... This is so EROTIC

[AlansPhoto]

fingers
handles of hairbrush
cucumbers
bananas
carrots
phones
bottles
stick shift in my car
tv remote
broomstick handle
candles

OMG this made me so Hard!!!!! Wow so HOT~!!!!

[longsword]

dildo and vibrator
antena
pen
fingers (someone tried to fist my ass but didn't work)
cucumbers and carrots
tree branch
pick end of a climbing ax (wasn't sharp)
soda beer and wine bottles
candels (and then lit it)
butt plugs
a girl shoved a tampon up my ass once
water pik
a cock (a girlfriend and i had a threesome and one condition was that she got to see each guy get butt fucked)

i also had feather, beads, flowers, wands, sounds, plugs, birthday candel put down the shaft of my cock

i hang around some kinky people

[T_2K_69]

I've listed things that I have used already, but one thing that I REALLY want to try is a hot throbbing cock!
I had a chance a long time ago, but didn't do it because it would have been bareback. I just kind of got grossed out about being "unclean", but was wanting to, now I wish that I would have just given in to my desires!

Maybe some day it will happen, just hope it's soon!

[mrhappy10_in]

Vibrators
Dildo 8"x2"
Double Dildo 14", both ends at the same time
1 finger
2 fingers
3 fingers
4 fingers
girlfriends fist
cucumbers
hotdogs
shampoo bottles
beer bottle
smirnoff liquor bottle
soda bottle
furniture legs
bed post
ink pens & markers
end of dumbell & curl bar
screwdriver end
penis
tongue
anal beads
gear shifter
plunger handle
baseball bat
small football
candles
flashlight

[andiwinters]

Ass:
My finger
bf's finger
cock
tounge

Pussy:
My fingers
bf's fingers
cock
tounge
vibrating egg
strawberries and cream
dildo
housemate's dildo
my sister's dildo
carror
courgette
ice cream
housemate's cucumber
courgette from a fridge at Uni
Wine bottle (narrow end only)
Corona bottle