Hey str8mate,
str8mate wrote:anyone have any stories of actually having sex on a beach?
I've jacked off at our city's nude beach more times than I can count over the years. If the truth be told, I'll bet all the guys that go to a nude beach have done it, one way or another. But you do it discreetly so you don't offend anyone. How do you do it discreetly? I've done it alone tons of times and with other friends there, when there was nobody else too close around. You make sure there is nobody else really close to you, then you sit cross-legged with your hands in your lap and do your thing.
Mostly, the guys just "go behind the logs" at the back of the beach, when they want to jack off. Its probably the worst kept secret in the world, as everybody knows what you are doing squatting behind the logs, with just your head sticking up. That can actually take a bit more nerve for a few reasons. First, as I've said, everybody knows what you are going back there for. Secondly, you very frequently aren't the only guy back there doing it. In other words, you go back there and squat down and there may be another guy beating off 10 feet farther down, or another guy will come back there to get off while you are doing it. Sometimes there are four or five heads poking up over the logs at a time. Third, about half the guys finish up and walk back to their spot on the beach and still have boners. Pretty secret huh?
All ages use our nude beach, so it can be really a family beach. You don't want to even consider doing it if there are ladies or kids nearby.
Now I know a lot here will say you should never do it at a nude beach because its not the place, people will be enraged, the sky will fall and the world as we know it will end. Well after 40 years at our city's beach, I can state a few things, based on actual experiences. Guys at the beach DO get erections, and nobody cares. You see couples walking along the beach, the guy with a boner, and nobody cares. And masturbation has been a part of life at the beach for as long as I have been going there. Step behind the infamous logs and look at the number of shots on the logs... somedays it must be flying! But guys do it, you just have to be discreet about it.