Worst Masturbation Session ever

[the]

Ok, ill tell you all about my worst masturbation session, so gather round.

One night i had the house to myself, no one home that night but me. I decide ill have a 3 hour session sinc ei have the time. I load a few of my fav pornos. my all time fav, gets error 404 cant be found. now im pissed. But i just use a dif one, i edge in my bid for about 2 hours, its almost 12 midnight.

All of a sudden i get this terrible migraine, the one u get from ur neck being arched or something like that, was on the forums a few weeks ago. So im in great pain, and been edging for a very long time. I decide ive wasted enuf time, im just gonna finish no matter what pain im in

Around 1 am i cant take the pain, and my dick is throbbing from edging, so i shoot my load. Biggest one ever, all over my chest, face, and then it happened, the final spurt of come got my in my left eye. painfully i rub my eye with my hand, but it hurts, so i put my face in the pillow.

I dont know what to do, i decide ill go wash it out in a few min, but i fall asleep :*(.

I wake up the next morning feeling like shit, i cant see out of my left eye, and it is crusty and i cant open it much. i go to the eye doctor, i need to wear a patch for 3 weeks and i cant open my eye.

Well, thats my story, lets here ur worst session!

[Doma]

Well I do have one. In my "early" masturbation years I used to masturbate like 5-6 times a day. One day I went over the line and my skin got blistered. Cock skin that is and right on the edge of the crown. It hurt me so bad when I went to sleep and I wanted to scratch a lot. Then finally when I want to J/O again I couldn't because I was afraid of the pain.

However, one day I tried Jacking off and it didn't hurt even though the blister was still visible.

Hey just out of curiosity do you look back on that experience and laugh or is it painful to you.

[the]

i laugh at it. my gf does too. now she shuts her eyes when i shoot

[str8mate]

I once shot some cum in my eye by accident as well, but luckily it was only a little bit, since I diverted the cumshot as best I could.

Since I was in the shower at the time, I quickly rinsed my eye, but my eye lashes remained sticky for awhile after that, and my eye turned red/blood-shot.

Good times!

[OnSexuality]

wow, I have never ever shot up to my eye. Even when I was first starting I didn't shoot much... I mean I shoot but not up to my eye and most times (even since my early days) it has always "rolled" out, like lava flowing from a volcano.

[lubed_left_hand]

I've shot all the way up my chest, but never into my eye.

[Notalent]

That Is awful. My worst was the time I got caught by my grandma. She walked into my room with out knocking. I was at my computer desk so I just slipped under it. She didn't see anything but she knew. After that she always knocked.

[GaGirl520]

I had been tanning and used the tingle/hot factor lotion. The more heat it feels the more intense it is...... I had washed my hands off after but I guess not b/c once I got going really good and was ready to finish, my clit started buring like I had hot sauce on it! I learned a great lesson that day and would count that as the worst ever for me.

[cumsocks]

Me and my buddy were jerking each other off one night, totally shitfaced. He's getting close going, dude, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna puke. But he's still rubbing my cock, so I tell him puke after we're done. He comes before I do, and then projectile-vomits on my chest.