List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/asshole

[69loverx]

I'm not going to list my stuff right now though it would all be repeats of the stuff you all have already posted.
I agree, this can get me hot, I am going out shopping and AI will be eyeing everything that might have some possiblity. I thought of perhaps frozen grapes as I saw someone put that in here but didn't say frozen. Seems if not frozen you'll pop them with your finger trying to get them into the tight muscle there.
One thing I hav e done that I didn't see anywhere here is a coat hook. Yes, a simple coat hook that you put on the wall that has two hooks. Works well to massage my prostate while the lower hook can be used elsewhere.
I got one from home depot but I am going to walmart to see if they have any different styles or other things to work on my prostate.....you are only limited by your imagination.

[AlansPhoto]

fingers
handles of hairbrush
cucumbers
bananas
carrots
phones
bottles
stick shift in my car
tv remote
broomstick handle
candles

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[69loverx]

Wow, what a shopping trip out to the big W.
Saw a lot of things that would have worked some that if slightly small in diameter would be great (a braunschager roll, would be soft but the damn thing is bigger then my dick and I would't put my dick in my ass.
frying pan handles
hanger type stuff, like the coat hanger, saw other types of hardware, in reality, the hardware dept is good. Was going to buy a new (different style) coat hook but didn't want to spend another 7.00 (though this is cheap is it turns out to be a good toy).
A number of different type of bottles in the drug dept.
Ladies, you have to help us, or me. I would bet there are a number of things in cosmetics that would work well, it's all in the handle. I am not about to go up the ladies isles so check it out please and let me/us know
breakfast sausegaes (sp)
cheese rods, what are they called that you peel and eat...or what ever (this would probably be great to eat out of a tasty pussy
shoe dept had bottles of different cleaners/polishers
I saw something to put in your shoe that I guess shoots a fragrance into it so your feet don't stink. The shape, though upside down was pretty close.
I guess I should have taken notes, however, being the type to start a conversation but not a good liar I would be caught with my pants down, so to speak if someone asked me what I was doing.

[jess_the_best]

i have used a paintbrush handle, it is a really good shape and size,

you could also use a carrot

[69loverx]

Went to the mall yesterday and saw a paper towel holder. The "head" was a little too big for my taste but otherwise it looked like it would work really well, hold it down with your feet.
Any one give a comment here?

[FR10061991]

Things I've stuck up my asshole:

chocolate
shampoo bottle
fingers
pen (with the cap on!)
cucumber
shit (mine)
vibrator

[matmanic]

i read then all and the only thing i didn't see mentioned was a "motorcycle brake lever"

[onlythelonely]

m& m ,s they might not melt in your had, but they sure melt in your ass.

[onlythelonely]

hand

[ilas]

Wow...my list isn't anywhere near as impressive as some other folks...

mini-baseball bat
butt plug
vibrator
fingers
handle of a screwdriver

(I'm a bi-ish male for the record. )

[69loverx]

I have recently ran into a taco sauce bottle that looks great to use as a break in. I'll let you all know if I don't forget.

[hardnlong]

candle

[WetPussyGirl]

Well...
hairbrush
carrot
banana
candle
cell phone
crayons
pencils
pens
bottle
finger...

[LDK]

So, I created this thread a while ago, with the hope to find some new ideas (mostly for homemade/around the house stuff) and it was pretty successful. So thanks for contributing!

I recently tried one of those mini-M&M's bottles.

[AlansPhoto]

fingers
handles of hairbrush
cucumbers
bananas
carrots
phones
bottles
stick shift in my car
tv remote
broomstick handle
candles

Beautiful and Sexy Love to read this

OMG THIS IS HOT