There's a First Time for Everything...

[TheMature1]

Tonight the wife and I were masturbating each other. Just as I started to come, I farted. And not a tiny squeak, either. This was a long, loud one. My orgasm fizzled out, and we both doubled over on the bed laughing our heads off. It really was funny, but it really did screw up my come. That's the first time that's ever happened to me/us.

That kind of thing happen to anyone else?

On another note, ever notice when people make love in movies (not porno ones), there's never any mess to clean up? Some of them even get out of bed right after and get dressed.

[Alan]

A couple of years ago, my girlfriend was giving me head and I ripped a fart just as I started to cum. I was as suprised as she was, but she hung in there until I finished cumming. I was very embarrassed and she still makes fun of me about what had happened.

[wrus]

yeah i farted few times, so did my ex (not pussy farts), we both laugh stop for minute (for smell to go away) and proceed like nothing happened.

[Mdguy]

I am usually a very heavy and very hard cummer. I had a ''regular freind" to stop off and see in the mornings, every other week for a year or so. She loved sucking cock , of course I loved giving her my hard cock to suck. All of her blow jobs were simply incredible and she never lost a drop. One morning I was particularly horny and came even harder than ever. I think I suprised her, she choked a little but still managed to take it all without a hitch. Funny part was when she choked down that first shot, she let out a little squeaker of a fart herself...

[str8mate]

Not during, but immediately after masturbating my wife, she farted (on my dick) when we were spooning. She was embarassed, but I thought it was hilarious. Other than that, I can't recall any times when I passed gas during any mutual masturbation or love-making...but as the title says, there's a first time for everything.

[Qball]

I remember when I was having sex with my girlfriend in the cowgirl position and suddenly her pussy started making that strange, fart-like sound. Of course it turned out that some air got inside her while she was on top of me, so it was pretty funny to hear that sound a couple times. We both had a laugh during the very intercourse :D

Yeah, and about the movies - it always cracks me up when the characters have sex and there's never any need for a condom. And even if we can assume that the woman is taking birth-control pills, she doesn't have to clean herself up after the whole thing. I guess that's just the magic of the movies... :D

[str8mate]

Well, and to get on a soap box here, even if the woman in the movies is taking birth control, it doesn't say much to the younger generation that they see women, or men, engaging in non-condom sex...as an exchange of body fluids can still lead to STDs, regardless of pregnancy.

But then again, we go to the movies for entertainment, right? And the sex in movies is typically the illusion of amazing sex. In reality, however, things get "messy"

[wrus]

I remember when I was having sex with my girlfriend in the cowgirl position and suddenly her pussy started making that strange, fart-like sound. Of course it turned out that some air got inside her while she was on top of me, so it was pretty funny to hear that sound a couple times. We both had a laugh during the very intercourse :D

Yeah, and about the movies - it always cracks me up when the characters have sex and there's never any need for a condom. And even if we can assume that the woman is taking birth-control pills, she doesn't have to clean herself up after the whole thing. I guess that's just the magic of the movies... :D

i love those pussy farts