Am I the only one that was masturbating when.....

[Alan]

.....the results of the presidential election was announced. I have to laugh at myself; although I was watching the historical event on the TV; I was also right in the middle of jacking off hard while I watched some hot chick on pornhub get fucked up her ass.

I can't wait for someone to ask me "where were you when history was being made"......

[cumsocks]

I'll tell ya, I got home from work at about 7:30 east coast time and edged til the results were in, almost hoping that I could blow my load with Palin there smiling on the screen after a McCain victory. Part of me wanted to go to Walmart or somewhere real quick and buy a cheap camera to make a video of myself shooting onto her image on my tv. Points of originality, right? I definitely turned off the tv, though, and came while watching that video posted in the other part of the forum of the chick getting fucked in the ass by two dudes at once.

You know, I wish I could say I rubbed out a quickie in the polling booth. We've got paper ballots here, imagine marking your candidate with a strategically placed cumshot instead of using the marker.

[Alan]

I'll tell ya, I got home from work at about 7:30 east coast time and edged til the results were in, almost hoping that I could blow my load with Palin there smiling on the screen after a McCain victory. Part of me wanted to go to Walmart or somewhere real quick and buy a cheap camera to make a video of myself shooting onto her image on my tv. Points of originality, right? I definitely turned off the tv, though, and came while watching that video posted in the other part of the forum of the chick getting fucked in the ass by two dudes at once.

You know, I wish I could say I rubbed out a quickie in the polling booth. We've got paper ballots here, imagine marking your candidate with a strategically placed cumshot instead of using the marker.

Somehow, the thought of watching a video of a guy jerking off and then blowing his load all over Palin on the TV turns me on. Reminds me of the old saying; "people get what they deserve".

As far as jerking off on the ballot, I like the idea. In my opinion; everything and everyone is so complicated and complex (dishonest) that nothing is as it seems. We may as well vote by jacking off all over the ballot and see what cums of it.