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What does everyone do with there morning wood?

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What does everyone do with there morning wood?

Postby Horny Harry » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:54 am

I usually play with mine, but if ive overslept i hide it until ive peed (it goes away after i do this) what does everyone else do?
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Postby Qball » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:04 am

It's sometimes embarrassing, especially if you need to take a leak and somehow manage to go through the living room without your wood being noticed ;) But sometimes I make use of it and just jerk it as soon as I wake up :)
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Postby tony_108 » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:29 am

I put on undies and pants as soon as I get up, and tuck it under my belt until I pee.
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Postby cockinhand UK » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:31 pm

I always play with mine in bed for 10 minutes or so before I get up, unless it's the weekend when it sometimes turns into a full masturbating session and ejaculation before I get up to face the day!
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Postby str8mate » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:41 pm

Qball wrote:It's sometimes embarrassing, especially if you need to take a leak and somehow manage to go through the living room without your wood being noticed ;) But sometimes I make use of it and just jerk it as soon as I wake up :)


tony_108 wrote:I put on undies and pants as soon as I get up, and tuck it under my belt until I pee.


why can't either of you just walk freely through your living room with morning wood?
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Postby Qball » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:07 pm

Hmm... let's see... family members? ;)
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Postby str8mate » Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:23 pm

Qball wrote:Hmm... let's see... family members? ;)


I wondered if that was it, but since you're 23, I thought maybe you only lived with flatmates...at which point, I was assuming they would be walking around with wood as well.

But yes, a bit more awkward with the parents around...
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Postby jeff87 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:19 am

Well I always try to take care of it and start my day off right. If I got to do something, it usually can wait until I take care of myself. Of course too, some mornings I may let someone else take care of it for me but no matter what, I always make sure my morning hard on comes first! PRIORITIES! :D
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Postby tony_108 » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:43 am

str8mate wrote:
Qball wrote:It's sometimes embarrassing, especially if you need to take a leak and somehow manage to go through the living room without your wood being noticed ;) But sometimes I make use of it and just jerk it as soon as I wake up :)


tony_108 wrote:I put on undies and pants as soon as I get up, and tuck it under my belt until I pee.


why can't either of you just walk freely through your living room with morning wood?


Can't afford curtains. lol.
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Postby Horny Harry » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:55 am

Has any ones parents or other relations seen their morning wood? If so was it embarassing or did it make you want to jack off even more?
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Postby jeff87 » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:27 am

Horny Harry wrote:Has any ones parents or other relations seen their morning wood? If so was it embarassing or did it make you want to jack off even more?



When I was young it bothered me and honestly, it bothered me more if classmates noticed or teachers noticed if I had a hard on when I was in school. To me, the thought that other people, whether they be family or friends, the fact they know I have a morning woody really just turns me on more than anything now and I rush to take care of it. lol It does not bother me at all now.
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Postby Doma » Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:59 pm

Actually my dad noticed and commented about it a few times lol, but that was in my pre-teen years and thus way before I started masturbating.

He'd be like "Hey son what have you been thinking about?" haha.
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Postby BadPuppy » Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:33 am

I usually jerk it off, watching Heather Tesch's tits and ass on The Weather Channel if I can, or sometimes Gretchen Carlson's legs on the Fox News Channel.
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Postby Tazz41 » Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:26 am

I beat that son of a bitch till he spits.ha ha.
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Postby str8mate » Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:56 pm

Horny Harry wrote:Has any ones parents or other relations seen their morning wood? If so was it embarassing or did it make you want to jack off even more?


Right when I was going through puberty (maybe age 11 or 12) I was talking into the shower room with morning wood, and didn't realize my father was in there...so when I opened the door, there was dear ole daddy drying off and me walking around with a swinging boner.

He didn't say anything at the time, but told my mom that I was "hung like a horse" and developing nicely.

That was actually a bit embarassing at the time, but I don't think anything of it now when walking around the house with wood...perhaps because I don't live with my parents anymore ;)
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