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Postby MNLPGuy » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:24 pm

david beckham for sure. have you seen those armani ads???
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Postby str8mate » Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:28 pm

[quote/] david beckham for sure. have you seen those armani ads??? [\quote]

lol, i was in Milano last April, and there's a Beckham ad that spans the entire length of this one building (near a park)

let's just say "huge" is an understatement...
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Postby MNLPGuy » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:13 am

str8mate wrote:[quote/] david beckham for sure. have you seen those armani ads??? [\quote]

lol, i was in Milano last April, and there's a Beckham ad that spans the entire length of this one building (near a park)

let's just say "huge" is an understatement...


holy shit!! american needs billboards like that haha
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Postby puslica911 » Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:41 pm

I'd let David Beckham fuck me any day :) I'd even let Posh watch lol
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Postby Priapus is risen » Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:38 am

puslica911 wrote:I'd let David Beckham fuck me any day :) I'd even let Posh watch lol

I bet he's made her watch him do plenty of girls. :twisted:
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Postby BadPuppy » Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:01 pm

TonyJ wrote:I have fantasized about fucking Scarlett Johansson so much. Everything about her is so damn seductive to me, and well her breasts are just gorgeous. I envy the men (or women, y'never know) who have had the chance to play with them.

I'm the same as you BadPuppy as Zooey Deschanel comes very close, also for me Jennifer Aniston and Allison Janney (who I am jerking off to right now).


Interesting. Jennifer Aniston was definitely in my list of finalists. But I confess I'm going to have to go look up pics of Allison Janney.
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Postby Qball » Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:47 am

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Postby alylover » Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:10 am

BadPuppy wrote:Interesting. Jennifer Aniston was definitely in my list of finalists.


When Brad Pitt dumped her, i loved to think she was so in lack of sex she used to jill off everyday like a horny bitch !
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Postby momo » Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:06 pm

Jude Law or Johnny Depp! :D
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Postby BadPuppy » Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:32 pm

alylover wrote:
BadPuppy wrote:Interesting. Jennifer Aniston was definitely in my list of finalists.


When Brad Pitt dumped her, i loved to think she was so in lack of sex she used to jill off everyday like a horny bitch !


Oh, I've no doubt of it. With a body like that she has to look in the mirror, get horny and jill off. I bet she comes good too!
Mmmm. Just had this delicious thought of Alyson jilling to pictures of Jennifer...
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Postby Bellend » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:24 am

I cant pick just one. I doubt id say no to anyone already mentioned.... probably even the guys lol
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Postby alylover » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:02 am

BadPuppy wrote:
Oh, I've no doubt of it. With a body like that she has to look in the mirror, get horny and jill off. I bet she comes good too!
Mmmm. Just had this delicious thought of Alyson jilling to pictures of Jennifer...


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Postby bigsixer2 » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:02 pm

ann archer-she is just so sexy
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Postby MNLPGuy » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:22 am

puslica911 wrote:I'd let David Beckham fuck me any day :) I'd even let Posh watch lol


hmmmm i bet becks has a huge one :D
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Postby jeff87 » Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:05 am

There are a ton of them I would love to spend a night with and alot of good choices here so far but the one celebrity in paticular that has always done it for me and I really can't tell you why but I would give anything for a night with this person: Reese Witherspoon. That smile and those legs would make for a very happy young fellow over here. Yes please!
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