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Postby malik12 » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:50 pm

what is the weirdest thing that people have masturbated over??

the weirdest thing that i have, is a women in a full rubber suit, with just holes for her boobs, and vagina.

but then im not very experienced.
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Postby johnblob » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:52 pm

I'm not into anything weird, so nothing really.

By the way, when you start a topic like this, why not offer up a story yourself, sort of start it off?
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Postby Mani » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:35 am

Paris Hilton.
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Postby Filip » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:44 am

Mani wrote:Paris Hilton.


LOL.

I probably shouldn't be posting here. The weirdest thing I probably masturbate to is exercise shows. But I bet a lot of guys do that.
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Postby Tazz41 » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:48 am

Nothing weird about jerking to fit T.V., great camel toe on the yoga show.
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Postby Filip » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:58 pm

Tazz41 wrote:Nothing weird about jerking to fit T.V., great camel toe on the yoga show.


Yes! I love that show. IM me on Yahoo sometime.
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Postby NightShadow » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:07 am

wierdest thng huh?? Hmm.... i don' know. I don't think i have to anything wierd.. to me all he times were valid normal things.... when I was younger pictures and porn/ when I was in my late teens all the older women I was with.. my wife asturbatin her self later on.. I don't know of anyhtign wierd really. :( Guess I am not nuts enough! I will try harder!
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Postby dicklion » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:26 pm

I have jacked off in my car sitting outside a Hair Cuttery and watching all of the women walking around , coming and going. :o

Omce in my car( a rental) out of town on biz and got hardon walking through Framers Market watchin women HANDLE veggies and fruit...
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Postby SavoryIce » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:21 am

I sometimes masturbate over men in suits with their penises hanging out. It's much like Malik's, but the opposite, of course. I think this is only because the nature of the outfit capitalizes on the part of the male body that arouses females, namely myself.
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Postby Chris » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:40 am

Probably seeing a girl snowballing (cumswapping) with another girl.

Its extremely hot, in a kinda weird sort of way. :oops:
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Postby tuffjacker » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:26 pm

Hey Malik12 I can fully understand the attraction for a rubber clad lady, being a rubber fetishist myself. Was it a picture of was the REAL THING !!!! If it was the latter you lucky guy.
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Postby tony_108 » Sat Dec 13, 2008 4:33 am

a pair of shoes.
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Postby Doma » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:45 am

Weirdest thing I've masturbated over is probably CARTOONS. Like the flinstones Fred fucking Betty, and Barney Fucking Wilma etc. The Jetsons. Even Family Guy, I've masturbated thinking about Lois Griffin lol. Also who can forget Jessica Rabbit DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! Especially that cabaret scene WOOWWW.
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Postby masterbatelol » Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:39 pm

Cartoons.
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Postby Filip » Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:35 pm

Speaking of cartoons, how about Mrs. Incredible from The Incredibles? Skinny waist, round ass, she was made to be jacked off to. Check out this video, especially the last scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y024hiImALY

In the mid 90's there was a Batman cartoon, and all the chicks were drawn hot, but Poison Ivy had my favorite body type. Sometimes I would fantasize about her.
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