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Postby ilovetojilloff » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:31 am

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Lena Heady from 300 and The Sarah Connor Chronicles

I also love this pic because there is something kind of sexy about the fact she has only one hard nipple in it. Now 2 would be sexier I admit. But she is just a hottie
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Postby BadPuppy » Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:28 am

Sweet! She is a hottie! You've got great taste. I love pokies... in pairs or not. :) And I love the way those jeans look like they would unbutton so easy, zip down, and ... mmmm
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Postby ilovetojilloff » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:42 pm

BadPuppy wrote:Sweet! She is a hottie! You've got great taste. I love pokies... in pairs or not. :) And I love the way those jeans look like they would unbutton so easy, zip down, and ... mmmm



Would be easy for her to stick her hand down there woulnd't it.
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Postby BadPuppy » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:47 pm

Sure would! Either with or without first unbuttoning them. Wonder if she is wearing panties..
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Postby ilovetojilloff » Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:50 pm

I don't think she is. She seems like she would go without wearing those jeans
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Postby BadPuppy » Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:40 pm

I think not either. Just seems to better match the pic and her look.
So its a nice and easy twist of the button, a slow unzip, and her hand slides slowly down through a dark bush....
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Postby ilovetojilloff » Mon Jan 12, 2009 12:10 am

maybe thats why her nipple is hard. Maybe thats what she is planning on doing
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Postby jellyeggs » Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:54 pm

Yeah, like your nipples & clit aren't always hard jilloff ? :wink: :wink: Has Kristen made you cum lately? http://www.serietele.com/news-369.html
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Postby puslica911 » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:11 pm

MNLPGuy wrote:
puslica911 wrote:I'd let David Beckham fuck me any day :) I'd even let Posh watch lol


hmmmm i bet becks has a huge one :D


Ah. I would let him fuck me any way he wanted.
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Postby BadPuppy » Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:24 pm

jellyeggs wrote:Yeah, like your nipples & clit aren't always hard jilloff ? :wink: :wink: Has Kristen made you cum lately? http://www.serietele.com/news-369.html


Uhoh, just had a dick stiffening thought. Kristen Bell and Lena Heady in a mutual jilling session, just getting off at looking at each bodies, and watching the other playing with themselves....
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Postby sweet melissa » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:08 pm

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Postby BeachBoner » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:23 pm

I don't think I'd ever get my tongue out long enough for other action, though.....

wish I knew how to embed that pic......

http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/night/library/theron_charlize.jpg
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Postby closet Amanda » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:21 am

Bridget Fonda!!!
Does anyone know her address? I'm in a stalking mood right now! :idea:
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Here's one with her tasty ta-ta's out. Looks like she slit her wrist in this pic. If so, i would suck her blood!
I'm not a vampire. I just want to eat her raw!
Well maybe 20 secs in the microwave, and a couple slices of roman meal bread -MMM!!
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http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3407/319 ... 470b_o.jpg

But then again, if we crashed our plane on a snowy mountain ...hey -a guys gotta eat right!?
~Kidding again! She just makes me verry hungry for some reason!! :wink:
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Postby ilovetojilloff » Wed Jan 14, 2009 3:10 pm

BadPuppy wrote:
jellyeggs wrote:Yeah, like your nipples & clit aren't always hard jilloff ? :wink: :wink: Has Kristen made you cum lately? http://www.serietele.com/news-369.html


Uhoh, just had a dick stiffening thought. Kristen Bell and Lena Heady in a mutual jilling session, just getting off at looking at each bodies, and watching the other playing with themselves....




Yes Kristen has made me cum recently. Yesterday infact. And Puppy now I have a vision of Kristen and Lena masturbating together in my head and I thank you for that. Maybe they both squirt and squirt on each other.
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Postby elisabeth » Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:48 am

hmm... i never thought about it.

when i'm alone later tonight i'll have to watch some t.v. and see who inspires me 8)
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