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Postby Much2Fun » Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:14 pm

I would say (1) In a Adult Video booth (2) Driving down the road (3) While taking a walk on a country road (4) while riding bicycle (5) While in the hospital for the night. (6) while at work surfing porn on my day off.
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Postby Eric1982 » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:39 am

I did it one time in an adult video booth, although I don't think that was very risky because I'm almost certain everyone else was doing it too. I've also done it a couple times in a bathroom stall at work...very exciting!
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Postby whysguy » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:08 am

In high school I had jerked myself with my hand in my pocket to cum in my pants in the classroom, other times I went to the bathroom and did it right in the middle of the room.
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Postby houseboy » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:51 am

Got off in the back row of a movie theater once
In the car on the way home from CA
Bathroom at work, school,
and one time in the back of the van on a fam trip. Prolly 4 to 6 ppl in car but most were sleeping
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Postby Filip » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:22 pm

Used to jerk off a lot outdoors on the farm when I was a teen. Sometimes I would strip completely naked. I can't believe I did that.
Freshman year in college I would wait for my roommate to fall asleep facing away from me and I would surf for porn. I always listened for the slightest sound from him, but I suppose he could have quietly awoke and turned his head to see me.
At my job in college my cubicle was in the back corner of the room. One day I rubbed my cock through my jeans while surfing porn and I came in my jeans leaving a big wet spot. I buttoned up my winter coat over it and walked out and no one saw.
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Postby Weird Al » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:28 pm

Wacked off outside of my apartment building after seeing another guy wackin off in his front window.
Went up to my apartment and got in the window, flashed a flash light at him to get his attention then we beat off together.
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Postby bos.guy » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:14 pm

Eric1982 wrote:I've also done it a couple times in a bathroom stall at work...very exciting!


so have i, and i agree completely!
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Postby bos.guy » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:19 pm

Filip wrote:Freshman year in college I would wait for my roommate to fall asleep facing away from me and I would surf for porn. I always listened for the slightest sound from him, but I suppose he could have quietly awoke and turned his head to see me.


i was in a similar situation one summer with a roommate, but in reverse roles. he would wait until I was "sleeping" (this was usually like at 2 in the morning maybe) and then surf the net for porn, or play his collection of vids on his computer. He always had the sound turned down, and always had pajama pants on, but usually had his hand in his pants.

because he was always facing me, maybe that's why he never openly jerked...and honestly, i think he just sort of tugged around down there. he never got up to go "relieve" himself in the bathroom (that i know of), and since nothing really interesting ever happened, i would always just fall back asleep (of course i was pretending to sleep all along, while sneaking peeks.

if he had started to openly jerk off, i always wondered what would happen if i just then "woke up" (needing to go to the bathroom, of course)...who knows!
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Postby truman » Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:38 am

In a bathroom stall at school/work, etc. I've jacked off driving down the highway a couple of times, but usually don't because of the mess it causes. In high school, on the bus driving back from a tournament, i was in a seat by myself and so i covered myself with a jacket and came all over the floor of the bus. My freshman year of college, I would wait until my roomies were asleep and jerked off in bed. We all had our beds lofted, so if they woke up and looked over, i would've been a few feet away rubbing my dick. I have also jerked off at one of the reading desks in the library at my college. I went commando in my basketball shorts and when i got a hardon, i just slipped my cock out of one of the leg and jizzed on the floor of the library. I never cleaned it up, so I wonder if someone figured out what it was...
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Postby whysoserious » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:29 am

why masturbating in a risky place? with more orgasm??
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Postby Filip » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:43 pm

whysoserious wrote:why masturbating in a risky place? with more orgasm??


Now I wouldn't even think of jerking off in the places I mentioned before. The reason I took risks then was simply that I had no place to jerk off alone. Some people are probably turned on by the risk of getting caught, but most people are probably just horny and need to get off NOW. I have my own apartment now and can jerk off whenever I like, so I never do it in risky places any more.
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Postby whysoserious » Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:55 pm

Filip wrote:
whysoserious wrote:why masturbating in a risky place? with more orgasm??


Now I wouldn't even think of jerking off in the places I mentioned before. The reason I took risks then was simply that I had no place to jerk off alone. Some people are probably turned on by the risk of getting caught, but most people are probably just horny and need to get off NOW. I have my own apartment now and can jerk off whenever I like, so I never do it in risky places any more.


We do sometimes just get too horny and necessarily have to jerk off immediately but ,however,we as human beings should have the ability to control ourselves not to masturbate in a risky place as masturbating in a public is illegal
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Postby cockedandloaded » Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:26 pm

This took place when I was about 16 or so. This prolly isn't the riskiest story, but it might make you laugh when you hear the circumstances. I was on a church youth group retreat of all places, and we were camping along one of the major rivers in Washington. It was during the summer months and we were all out enjoying the sun and water. I was the horniest kid and could barely keep my dick in pants back then (I guess I still have that problem). So, I was sporting major wood that particular day and finally just waded into the water up to my waist, pulled down my shorts and started having a go right there in the midst of everyone. I'm sure nobody around actually knew what was happening under the surface and if they did, they definitely didn't let on. It was the kinkiest thing I had done up to that point in my life. Wow... I'm definitely going to hell for that. ;)

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Postby Filip » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:14 pm

Here's the one I'm going to hell for: I jerked off in the church basement while listening over the intercom to a cute girl in my Sunday school class giving a reading. Not as risky as in a lake with a bunch of people, but still pretty risky.
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