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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby ilovetojilloff » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:01 am

Ok I watched WWE Raw tonight and this shot made me relise why I loved Stephanie Mcmahon.

Camel Toe(from tonights show)
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and here are some older but sexy pics of her also
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby Surfergirl » Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:23 pm

Oh it would have to be Johnny Depp ,, absolutely
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby salmon123456 » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:56 am

Jennifer aniston hands down
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby PhillipJO » Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:51 pm

Kristen Bell, with an IV hooked up to me to keep me hydrated because I would be pumping unending loads of sperm into her. I wouldn't stop fucking her until I passed out.
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby iamrobhayes » Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:07 am

Jennifer Aniston
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby jackinjon » Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:59 am

Anna Kournikova, :P I think she's fucking hot :mrgreen:
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby Evad » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:50 am

Old school Katie Holmes for me, I'd love to have my way with her from around the time she did Disturbing Behavior... *drools*
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Postby luvatug » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:21 am

tcbouncnballs wrote:Shit...this is a no-brainer for me.

Marisa Tomei.

YOu go!!! I would love to have sex with Marisa Tomei. Seconding her is Angelina Jolie.
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby Nakai » Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:53 pm

Megan Fox
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby Danny_Difference » Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:56 pm

Maybe this image of her is THE icon for any conscious wanker. She simply got that spoon that is scraping our prostates during a good wank.

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Audrey Tautou

-Because she is serious, funny, kind, classy, weird, fragile, fearless and sexy all at the same time. But the ultimate trigger is the thought she could become the mother of my child... There are many celebreties I would like to fuck, but having children with them is something different.

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Another good reason is my belief she is the kind of woman that understands why a boy wanks. I would confess all my dirty desires to her, in the expectation her naughty mind will welcome them...

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On the other hand, she could be the ideal girl to stand by and watch me fucking some other celebrity. Maybe she will look at me being deep-throated by Katie Melua (my second choice by the way)? Does she pity my poor victim? Does she condemn my wicked soul? Does she see the necessity of all the filth? Does she badly want exactly this to happen?... What is in her eyes?

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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby aronpete » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:30 am

jackinjon wrote:Anna Kournikova, :P I think she's fucking hot :mrgreen:


Absolutely. I have stroked a lot for Anna K.
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby MNLPGuy » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:16 am

zac efron. his bod is so hot and i love his shaggy hair.

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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby jc205 » Sun May 17, 2009 10:03 pm

susie in my dreams of course
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby sage » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:09 pm

Viggo Mortensen~especially with a goatee or just some afternoon shadow...in case you dont know who he is~Aragorn in Lord of the Rings and was in The Road. Great actor.
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Re: If you could fuck one celebrity....

Postby Tiggles » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:12 pm

Mine would have to be Sophia Bush from One Tree Hill cause think shes amazing or Mickie James WWE Diva as think she amazing also :D
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