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Postby PM4082 » Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:18 am

Well I didn't see any place for straight up funniness when it came to our favorite subject so I thought I's start one!

I wrote this about a week ago LOL :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
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New Drug on the Market!!

BuTNekid (R)
Available in 100 or 500 mg doses

Side effects may include:
Sexual arousal
Self-pleasure

WARNING!
BuTNekid (R) is highly addictive!
Withdrawal symptoms include:
Random and inappropriate sexual arousal
Uncontrolable cravings

Ask your libido if BuTNekid (R) is right for you...
19 yr old straight male, If I'm online I'm masturbating and edging for hours!

PM me if you like to talk while you're getting off!

I am an artistic nude self-photographer, but this is my lustful side! Here I feel less need for decorum, and I LOVE to talk about jacking off!
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