A couple of people have asked me to tell about getting caught doing "you know what." I have actually been caught a few times but I think this is the only one anyone would be interested in hearing.
I have old friend whom I get together with every few years. We used to be "party girls" when we were younger; she still is, I'm not as much anymore. This happened in the Summer of 2008; we had a room together at the Venetian in Las Vegas for a "girls weekend."
The first night we got dressed up for dinner and to check out the Vegas Strip. After a few hours we wound up in one of the casino bars back at our hotel. We had had a few drinks and my friend was standing up at the bar ordering a drink and dancing around while doing it, which apparently attracted the attention of a group of guys who invited us to their table (they were from England, really cute accents and hard to resist). My friend wound up dancing with one of them, and neither of the other two were particularly interested in me, apparently because of my wedding ring (as I found out later).
My friend was dancing with her new friend and I was sitting there bored so I decided to go back up to the room and take a bath. I left the bathroom door open (always do in a hotel as I'm a tad claustrophobic) and got in the tub. I was a little worked up from the drinking and the dancing and put my legs between the flowing water and that was all it took to get me to want to start fingering myself. I unplugged the tub so it wouldn't fill up and lay flat on the floor of the tub and let the water flow over my clit while I fingered myself. I was really worked up and not holding back.
The next thing I knew I heard someone knocking lightly at the bathroom door. I looked up and there was my friend. She said she hated to bother me but she had brought her English friend up to the room for a little "fun" and wanted to close the door. I was shocked and asked her if he'd seen anything. She said no. I wanted to leave the room but was afraid to face him, and she said he didn't have any condoms so she was just going to give him a blow job and it wouldn't take too long. I wasn't really sure what to do at that point so told her to just close the door and let me know when she was leaving.
I put the plug back in to fill up the tub, but after a while I could hear the guy moaning. I hadn't had my orgasm yet and the moaning was all I needed to go back to what I was doing (turning off the water so I could hear). I had a major quaking orgasm, almost timed perfectly (from the sound of it, the guy had his just a few seconds after I finished mine).
A couple of minutes later my friend knocked on the door and told me they were going downstairs and begged me to join them. They left and after getting dressed again I did go back downstairs and find my friend and her new friend at the same bar. After some hellos I was completely stunned to hear him say, "Looks like you were having some fun of your own in there." He had seen me! I learned later my friend knew he saw me and got a little show until she pulled him away. He was supposed to keep it a secret, but I guess at that point we were all "friends" and anything went.
The rest of the weekend went by with no other sexual adventures, although there was a lot of flirting (seems there's no shortage of guys in Las Vegas that are willing to flirt with married women) and A LOT of masturbating when I got back home.