List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/asshole

[weeroo89]

thats so hot ammy would love to see more

[PM4082]

Fingers
Enemas [Water, coffee, oil, etc...]
Pencils
My GF's entire fist
Neck of a wine bottle

[wonderdick]

After experimenting with a lot of things, my favorite is a smoothly contoured screwdriver handle, just the right size. I can play with that for hours!
Butt plug.
Beer bottle
Fingers (3 was the most I could do...I was trying to fist myself)
Golf ball
Juggling club handle
Hot dog
Sausage
Banana
Cucumber. I had a scare with that one. It kind of suddenly "sucked up" into my ass so high I couldn't feel it with my fingers up my ass! I thought it wasn't going to come out. I finally got it out after a long time by pushing hard with my hands on my abdomen. Kind of ruined that session -- I wouldn't recommend it!
A 3 D-cell mag light flashlight (the straight end), alla the way up to the flared head. That's pretty good.
Carrot
Rubber Nightstick

[Pammie]

- Fingers
- Vibrator
- Dildo
- Hairbrush handle
- Banana
- Cucumber
- Pen
- Marker
- Double-dong
- Tampon
- Remote
- Cell phone
- Neck of a beer bottle
- Flashlight

[JerseyBaby]

Lots of things...
Flashlight
Screw driver handle
Hair brush
Travel sized hair spray bottle
Mini baseball bat
Tooth brush
Toilet paper/paper towel holder
Garden hose
Frozen condom
Sharpie
Vibrator
I tried a curling iron once...

[longsword]

dildo
vibrator
bottles
beads
cucumber
penis
toe
butt plug
big sausage
plastic bowling ball pin
frozen water bottle ice stick
frozen banana
condom filled with round ice balls

also had things stuck down my cock hole
penis wand
grass
dandelion
stems of flowers
long pine needles
blade of wheat
flexible rubber straw kind of like ones used for stiring coffee
penis plug
lubed q tip
lit birthday candle (the long thin ones)

[SteelyDon]

I go through phases and it's been a while since the last one but recently I've been indulging in a little anal play while masturbating so I thought I'd add my list to this thread.

cucumber
banana (with and without peel)
courgette
carrot
onion
tomato
boiled egg (shelled)
various wine bottle necks
various smaller bottle bodies
sandwich paste jar
shampoo bottle
small drinks can
hot dog sausages
bigger sausages
various handles (tools, hairbrushes, paintbrushes)
fingers (mine and wifes)
various dildos
inflatable dildo my wife used to like to over-inflate!
Tried my own cock a few times but I can only get as far as rubbing it against my sphincter

Probably loads of other things too that I've forgotten to mention.

[cock o the north]

Cucumber, courgette, carrot, dildo, wife using her dildo/rabbit, four fingers, own tip of cock, beads, wifes tongue, various more, lovely fun!

[SteelyDon]

Got any video?

[cock o the north]

Of course, see pm.

[cupcake40]

Things I've stuck up my asshole (aka manpussy):

dildo
butt plug
my finger(s) (2or 3 at a time)